Banishment!
Sep. 25th, 2002 06:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lady_t_220I've been banished to my room to be sickly and disgusting away from Andy... ^^;; He's got a busy month ahead. Apparently he can in no way shape or for afford to get ill right now.
So I made extra special sure to sneeze a lot before coming upstairs...
hehehehe
Not that it makes any difference as I spend like 90% of my time up here anyway, but it's the thought that counts.
So, I've been entertaining myself by trawling a load of past messages on one of the yahoo groups I don't really bother to frequent very often. It ended up being a bit of an excercise in reminding myself exactly WHY I don't bother to frequent them very often...
I swear, 4 pages on the virtues (or sometimes the squishy lack thereof) of Hugh's nose and the effects of it upon the kissing scenes in SLY... which then deviates into a further set of posts about his armpit.
For the record, the first thought on my mind when I saw that scene was "My God, it looks like he's trying to swallow her whole...!" but that's because Charlie was sitting next to me and that's what she'd just exclaimed surprisingly loudly in the middle of the cinema.
My second thought was that Ashley Judd kissed like a dead fish the whole way through that movie anyway, so in the end it makes very little differance.
My third thought was how the hell did they get from less than brilliant screen kissing to Hugh's armpit, and for the record I'm still attempting to work that one out.
Anyhow, in a circular way it brought me to the thought that, really, of course he has a squishy nose, he's sort of a human being. You know. Descended from chimps like the rest of us.... Blows his nose, goes to the bathroom, has hair in his ears, stinks if he doesn't shower...
I sometimes wonder if the really scarily devout fans actually ever remember that.
tehn again, the really scarily devout fans scare the crap out mf me ^^;;
*Says the girl who had a dream about Hugh licking her forehead*
Don't ask me what led to this seemingly random epiphany. I'm blaming fever. Fever and Beechams cold and flu capsules.
And boredom... it's not so bad being stuck up here through choice but it's a pain in the arse being stuck up here cause I HAVE to be... ^^;;;
Oooh, ReallyCuteJames who works in the music shop with JR came over today. I thought it was Jules first off, cause there were guitar cases in the living room and noises in the garage, but no, it was James and his girlfriend.
Damn my things about guitarists... it's an obsession that will never go away.
Anyway, he spent about 3 hours on the floor playing with Roxy because he was under the impression that she was like the cutest dog in the world ever.
Little slut that she is, played right into it and ended up wrangling half is lunch off him just by looking wan and pitiful.
I tried explaining to him... she doesn't understand "There's none left, Roxy... you ate it all" But she does understand "Piss off!" so if he ever wanted to get any peace he should try that... don't think he was really listening though so she got half of his dessert too.
Behold the slut... she gets more men that I do and she's not even the same damned species!
So I made extra special sure to sneeze a lot before coming upstairs...
hehehehe
Not that it makes any difference as I spend like 90% of my time up here anyway, but it's the thought that counts.
So, I've been entertaining myself by trawling a load of past messages on one of the yahoo groups I don't really bother to frequent very often. It ended up being a bit of an excercise in reminding myself exactly WHY I don't bother to frequent them very often...
I swear, 4 pages on the virtues (or sometimes the squishy lack thereof) of Hugh's nose and the effects of it upon the kissing scenes in SLY... which then deviates into a further set of posts about his armpit.
For the record, the first thought on my mind when I saw that scene was "My God, it looks like he's trying to swallow her whole...!" but that's because Charlie was sitting next to me and that's what she'd just exclaimed surprisingly loudly in the middle of the cinema.
My second thought was that Ashley Judd kissed like a dead fish the whole way through that movie anyway, so in the end it makes very little differance.
My third thought was how the hell did they get from less than brilliant screen kissing to Hugh's armpit, and for the record I'm still attempting to work that one out.
Anyhow, in a circular way it brought me to the thought that, really, of course he has a squishy nose, he's sort of a human being. You know. Descended from chimps like the rest of us.... Blows his nose, goes to the bathroom, has hair in his ears, stinks if he doesn't shower...
I sometimes wonder if the really scarily devout fans actually ever remember that.
tehn again, the really scarily devout fans scare the crap out mf me ^^;;
*Says the girl who had a dream about Hugh licking her forehead*
Don't ask me what led to this seemingly random epiphany. I'm blaming fever. Fever and Beechams cold and flu capsules.
And boredom... it's not so bad being stuck up here through choice but it's a pain in the arse being stuck up here cause I HAVE to be... ^^;;;
Oooh, ReallyCuteJames who works in the music shop with JR came over today. I thought it was Jules first off, cause there were guitar cases in the living room and noises in the garage, but no, it was James and his girlfriend.
Damn my things about guitarists... it's an obsession that will never go away.
Anyway, he spent about 3 hours on the floor playing with Roxy because he was under the impression that she was like the cutest dog in the world ever.
Little slut that she is, played right into it and ended up wrangling half is lunch off him just by looking wan and pitiful.
I tried explaining to him... she doesn't understand "There's none left, Roxy... you ate it all" But she does understand "Piss off!" so if he ever wanted to get any peace he should try that... don't think he was really listening though so she got half of his dessert too.
Behold the slut... she gets more men that I do and she's not even the same damned species!
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Date: 2002-09-25 12:58 pm (UTC)Look at that pose! She IS a little slut! HA! Pout, baby, pout! Make love to the camera!
And I LOVED your dream! I wanna live in YOUR dreamworld, 'cause nuthin' ever happens in MINE.
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Date: 2002-09-25 01:31 pm (UTC)