Open wide and say Blagh
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lady_t_220[whine]
My throat hurts and I'm starting to feel mildly congested. I'm positive I'm going down with something.
[/whine]
Y'know, if Charlie's sister ever gets around to getting a job in genetics like she wanted, she's promised to make me a cybernetic Hugh. Real body but computer brain. She says her ethics prevent her from full-fledged cloning.
*shrugs* I'll take what I can get. At least that way I could program him. ^^;
[Spell your first name back wards]: Yzzil... try pronouncing that 10 times fast.
[The story behind your LJ user name]: Lady T was the staff nickname for the marvelous but completely barking mad Lady Tavistock. I like her just cause she was loopy enough to have her own coffin custon built in advance and is using it as a coffee table until such time as she croaks.
[Are you a lesbian?]: No, I kind of have this big obsession with men that would strongly indicate that I'm not.
[How old?]: 19, though my mum's under the impression that I'm almost 21.
[Where do you live?]: Middle England somewhere
[4 words that sum you up]: Prone to weird moodswings
DESCRIBE YOUR-
[Wallet]: red, scuffed, embossed with a red dwarf fanclub logo
[Hairbrush]: wood with bristley bits on, stained kind of purple from repeated dye accidents.
[Toothbrush]: Braun Oral-B electric with the swivley head.
[Jewelry worn daily]: 5 loops of dogtag chain that I've not actually taken off in almost 4 years (except to go through metal detectors at airport security) and a watch that I only wear when I have to.
[Pillow cover]: at the moment... yellowy-greeny-bluey-swirly thing with abstract celtic patterns on.
[Blanket]: normally it matches the pillowcase, but right now I have my summer quilt which is pale blue flannely material with hand-sewn patchworks on, which my mum made while she was pregnant with me.
[Coffee cup]: the nearest one that's clean. Currently it has an apple and a leaf on it.
[Sunglasses]: black and black with a dark-bronzy-coloured bridge.
[Underwear]: nearest clean thing unless I'm actually making an effort but that doesn't happen very often.
[Shoes]: well-loved trainers, or my black almost-platforms for work cause I need the extra height. Or sometimes my ass-kicking boots if I know I don't have to walk too far.
[Handbag]: don't have one. This is what pockets were invented for.
[Favorite top]: Either my Spear Britney shirt or the black cobweb jersy I found in the sales.
[Favorite pants]: my much-adored bootcut jeans.
[Cologne/Perfume]: don't tend to wear it really. Does Sure Source deodurant count?
[CD in stereo right now]: Saron Gas : Fragile
[Tattoos]: None right now, but maybe one day.
[Piercings]: None. Too chicken.
[What you are wearing now]: greying Ace Rimmer t-shirt and my blue PJ bottoms.
[Hair]: currently oddly blonde-ish pink and black. On Tuesday it will be Fuschia and black.
[Makeup]: Too lazy, I never actually bother unless it's halloween.
WHO or WHAT (was/is/are) -
[In my mouth]: Toothbrush. I'm typing one-handed cause I have to go to bed really soon.
[In my head]: Worries about my tax status and the fact that I'm about an inch off leaving my job and I don't know what I'm going to do if I can't get another one.
[Wishing]: I had a boyfriend. *sigh*
[After this]: Bed, to lie awake languishing in insomnia because my sleep patterns are screwed because this fucking job can't keep a damned schedule the same for 2 weeks running.
[Talking to]: my LJ friends...? I dunno, whoever stumbles on this and actually decides to read it.
[Eating:]: toothpaste foam...? Well, not really but that's what my mouth's full of right now...
[Fetishes]: you mean sexual or general?
[If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason?]: I don't think I really want to murder anyone... see a few people languish in extended suffering maybe but not murder. Death's too swift for 'em.
[Person you wish you could see right now]: It's a long, long list. I don't think I could pick just one. maybe KAT cause she's almost as fed up with her job as I am. We could have a big ole pity party.
[Is next to you]: Laundry to the left, bed to the right.
[Some of your favorite movies]: Grosse Pointe Blank, X-men, Swordfish (don't ask me why, but I really do like that film, and not just because of the Hugh factor), Basil the Great Mouse Detective.
[Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming months]: the prospect of maybe going to London for a weekend to take in a West End show and do a little christmas shopping
[The last thing you ate?]: A poppadum with that tikka we had for dinner.
[Something that you are deathly afraid of?]: Getting lost in strange places with no way of getting home.
ETC _
[Do you like candles]: Mmmm... burnie burn!
[Do you like hot wax]: It's fun to play with, though it does tend to drip all over my carpet.
[Do you like incense]: Not keen unless it's really good quality. Otherwise it tends to irritate my nose.
[Do you like the taste of blood]: No. Too metallic. if I wanted that flavour I'd suck a 50p coin.
[Do you believe in love]: Yes, though I'm still waiting.
[Do you believe in soul mates]: Yes and no, in that I think it's possible to have more than one, which kind of goes against the general theory of someone being the one and ONLY soulmate...
[Do you believe in love at first sight]: not really. Lust-induced pretend love, most definitely
[Do you believe in Heaven]: Somewhere out there, yep.
[Do you believe in forgiveness]: Be screwed if I didn't ^^;;
[Do you believe in God]: Yes though the exact form is still open to debate. And if God truly is omnipotend what's to say that any religion is any righter than any other cause theoretically he'd be all of them...
[What do you want done with your body when you die]: Burried somewhere would be nice... cremations are soul-less affairs. I like a nice mass, a hang-over from my Catholic upbringing.
[Who is your worst enemy?]: You mean other then the HR Nazi, who's not really an enemy, just an annoyance? I don't really think I've got one. I'm not remarkable enough to have a sworn enemy ^^;;
[If you could have any animal for a pet]: German Shepherds. I'm a sucker for them. Though I actually already have 2 so that's a slightly pointless question.
[What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: half 6 to see in the dawn chorus and boy was that ever a mistake cause once you start hearing it you just can't stop.
[Ever been to Belgium?]: No, though I know someone who has.
[Can you eat with chopsticks]: Well enough not to starve in a Chinese resturant.
[What's your favorite coin?]: 2 pound coin cause they're nicely dual colour and you can buy a large ice-blast with one. Failing that then a silver dollar would be good so I could give it to JR to make him SHUT UP about finding one.
[What are 5 cities you wouldn't mind relocating to?]: Leicester, Cambridge, Edinburgh (though it's a little hilly for my taste) Oxford or maybe London
[What are some of your favorite pig out foods?]: Fish and chips and maybe the odd battered sausage. Nothing wrong with being a stereotype.
[What's something that you wish people would understand?]: That I don't always know the answers, so please stop asking me hard questions.
[What's something you wish you could understand better?]: The skills to making the best impression at interviews because by all accounts I don't think I'm very good at it.
[Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time?]: My dad
[What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow?]: Get a huge pay-raise that'll be enough to make me stay on in this ass-sucking job... or failing that find a better one that doesn't make me want to pry my eyes out with a Telxon machine. Or then again, find ANY job that would let me live the slightly loopy but ultimately very philanthropic dream-life I would love to enjoy.
I'd be able to have so much fun if I were rich... *pouts*
My throat hurts and I'm starting to feel mildly congested. I'm positive I'm going down with something.
[/whine]
Y'know, if Charlie's sister ever gets around to getting a job in genetics like she wanted, she's promised to make me a cybernetic Hugh. Real body but computer brain. She says her ethics prevent her from full-fledged cloning.
*shrugs* I'll take what I can get. At least that way I could program him. ^^;
[Spell your first name back wards]: Yzzil... try pronouncing that 10 times fast.
[The story behind your LJ user name]: Lady T was the staff nickname for the marvelous but completely barking mad Lady Tavistock. I like her just cause she was loopy enough to have her own coffin custon built in advance and is using it as a coffee table until such time as she croaks.
[Are you a lesbian?]: No, I kind of have this big obsession with men that would strongly indicate that I'm not.
[How old?]: 19, though my mum's under the impression that I'm almost 21.
[Where do you live?]: Middle England somewhere
[4 words that sum you up]: Prone to weird moodswings
DESCRIBE YOUR-
[Wallet]: red, scuffed, embossed with a red dwarf fanclub logo
[Hairbrush]: wood with bristley bits on, stained kind of purple from repeated dye accidents.
[Toothbrush]: Braun Oral-B electric with the swivley head.
[Jewelry worn daily]: 5 loops of dogtag chain that I've not actually taken off in almost 4 years (except to go through metal detectors at airport security) and a watch that I only wear when I have to.
[Pillow cover]: at the moment... yellowy-greeny-bluey-swirly thing with abstract celtic patterns on.
[Blanket]: normally it matches the pillowcase, but right now I have my summer quilt which is pale blue flannely material with hand-sewn patchworks on, which my mum made while she was pregnant with me.
[Coffee cup]: the nearest one that's clean. Currently it has an apple and a leaf on it.
[Sunglasses]: black and black with a dark-bronzy-coloured bridge.
[Underwear]: nearest clean thing unless I'm actually making an effort but that doesn't happen very often.
[Shoes]: well-loved trainers, or my black almost-platforms for work cause I need the extra height. Or sometimes my ass-kicking boots if I know I don't have to walk too far.
[Handbag]: don't have one. This is what pockets were invented for.
[Favorite top]: Either my Spear Britney shirt or the black cobweb jersy I found in the sales.
[Favorite pants]: my much-adored bootcut jeans.
[Cologne/Perfume]: don't tend to wear it really. Does Sure Source deodurant count?
[CD in stereo right now]: Saron Gas : Fragile
[Tattoos]: None right now, but maybe one day.
[Piercings]: None. Too chicken.
[What you are wearing now]: greying Ace Rimmer t-shirt and my blue PJ bottoms.
[Hair]: currently oddly blonde-ish pink and black. On Tuesday it will be Fuschia and black.
[Makeup]: Too lazy, I never actually bother unless it's halloween.
WHO or WHAT (was/is/are) -
[In my mouth]: Toothbrush. I'm typing one-handed cause I have to go to bed really soon.
[In my head]: Worries about my tax status and the fact that I'm about an inch off leaving my job and I don't know what I'm going to do if I can't get another one.
[Wishing]: I had a boyfriend. *sigh*
[After this]: Bed, to lie awake languishing in insomnia because my sleep patterns are screwed because this fucking job can't keep a damned schedule the same for 2 weeks running.
[Talking to]: my LJ friends...? I dunno, whoever stumbles on this and actually decides to read it.
[Eating:]: toothpaste foam...? Well, not really but that's what my mouth's full of right now...
[Fetishes]: you mean sexual or general?
[If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason?]: I don't think I really want to murder anyone... see a few people languish in extended suffering maybe but not murder. Death's too swift for 'em.
[Person you wish you could see right now]: It's a long, long list. I don't think I could pick just one. maybe KAT cause she's almost as fed up with her job as I am. We could have a big ole pity party.
[Is next to you]: Laundry to the left, bed to the right.
[Some of your favorite movies]: Grosse Pointe Blank, X-men, Swordfish (don't ask me why, but I really do like that film, and not just because of the Hugh factor), Basil the Great Mouse Detective.
[Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming months]: the prospect of maybe going to London for a weekend to take in a West End show and do a little christmas shopping
[The last thing you ate?]: A poppadum with that tikka we had for dinner.
[Something that you are deathly afraid of?]: Getting lost in strange places with no way of getting home.
ETC _
[Do you like candles]: Mmmm... burnie burn!
[Do you like hot wax]: It's fun to play with, though it does tend to drip all over my carpet.
[Do you like incense]: Not keen unless it's really good quality. Otherwise it tends to irritate my nose.
[Do you like the taste of blood]: No. Too metallic. if I wanted that flavour I'd suck a 50p coin.
[Do you believe in love]: Yes, though I'm still waiting.
[Do you believe in soul mates]: Yes and no, in that I think it's possible to have more than one, which kind of goes against the general theory of someone being the one and ONLY soulmate...
[Do you believe in love at first sight]: not really. Lust-induced pretend love, most definitely
[Do you believe in Heaven]: Somewhere out there, yep.
[Do you believe in forgiveness]: Be screwed if I didn't ^^;;
[Do you believe in God]: Yes though the exact form is still open to debate. And if God truly is omnipotend what's to say that any religion is any righter than any other cause theoretically he'd be all of them...
[What do you want done with your body when you die]: Burried somewhere would be nice... cremations are soul-less affairs. I like a nice mass, a hang-over from my Catholic upbringing.
[Who is your worst enemy?]: You mean other then the HR Nazi, who's not really an enemy, just an annoyance? I don't really think I've got one. I'm not remarkable enough to have a sworn enemy ^^;;
[If you could have any animal for a pet]: German Shepherds. I'm a sucker for them. Though I actually already have 2 so that's a slightly pointless question.
[What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: half 6 to see in the dawn chorus and boy was that ever a mistake cause once you start hearing it you just can't stop.
[Ever been to Belgium?]: No, though I know someone who has.
[Can you eat with chopsticks]: Well enough not to starve in a Chinese resturant.
[What's your favorite coin?]: 2 pound coin cause they're nicely dual colour and you can buy a large ice-blast with one. Failing that then a silver dollar would be good so I could give it to JR to make him SHUT UP about finding one.
[What are 5 cities you wouldn't mind relocating to?]: Leicester, Cambridge, Edinburgh (though it's a little hilly for my taste) Oxford or maybe London
[What are some of your favorite pig out foods?]: Fish and chips and maybe the odd battered sausage. Nothing wrong with being a stereotype.
[What's something that you wish people would understand?]: That I don't always know the answers, so please stop asking me hard questions.
[What's something you wish you could understand better?]: The skills to making the best impression at interviews because by all accounts I don't think I'm very good at it.
[Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time?]: My dad
[What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow?]: Get a huge pay-raise that'll be enough to make me stay on in this ass-sucking job... or failing that find a better one that doesn't make me want to pry my eyes out with a Telxon machine. Or then again, find ANY job that would let me live the slightly loopy but ultimately very philanthropic dream-life I would love to enjoy.
I'd be able to have so much fun if I were rich... *pouts*
