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If I read about one more cock penetrating a clit I'm going to have to hunt people down and photocopy them a biology textbook or something. Though when it's written by men it does at least explain the cliches of sexual ineptitude.
What scares me more is when it's written by women.

Really. Ow.

Date: 2003-12-19 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaguarx13.livejournal.com
O_O

>_<

O_O

Hands LT her human anatomy book. Please...be my guest.

Date: 2003-12-20 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-t-220.livejournal.com
Scary ain't it?

Date: 2003-12-20 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com
Erm, damn! Someone needs to sit these people down for the whole birds and the bees stuff.

Date: 2003-12-20 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myska-x.livejournal.com
when I bird likes a bee, they go to a flower...

I'm getting that wrong, huh? *sigh*

Date: 2003-12-20 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-t-220.livejournal.com
And mommy and daddy tell the bees and the bees tell the birds, and the birds tell the angels and the angel tells the stork and the stork brings them a diamond and they put it under a leaf in the cabbage patch and the diamond turns into a baby!

Date: 2003-12-20 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myska-x.livejournal.com
and where's the kinky sex I read so much about??? *pouts*

Date: 2003-12-20 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-t-220.livejournal.com
I think you were misled.

Date: 2003-12-20 10:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myska-x.livejournal.com
my life sucks... or... no, not even that *sigh*

Date: 2003-12-20 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-t-220.livejournal.com
I love your icon. *HEEEEEEE!*

Date: 2003-12-20 10:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myska-x.livejournal.com
hehe... purty, isn't he? [livejournal.com profile] bloodymargie did it... did a whole bunch of them here

:D

Date: 2003-12-20 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-t-220.livejournal.com
Must be a british thing, but Alan Rickman amuses me intensely. ;)

Date: 2003-12-20 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myska-x.livejournal.com
I can assure you it's not! cause I feel the need to catch up on all his old movies and interviews...

Date: 2003-12-20 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com
I'm getting that wrong, huh? *sigh*

Well as long as you remember to get the bees to correct part of the flower *g*

Date: 2003-12-20 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myska-x.livejournal.com
then it turns into a kinky threesome... *hehe..*

Date: 2003-12-20 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-t-220.livejournal.com
Or at least some basic anatomy...

Date: 2003-12-20 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com
Or at least some basic anatomy...</i. I think we should skip the whole head bone is connected to the neck bone and jump straight to the nitty gritty ;)

Date: 2003-12-20 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com
Really Oww!!

That sounds too painful to be even thought of as sex.

*snort*

Perhaps written by someone who has never actually had sex. . .

Date: 2003-12-20 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-t-220.livejournal.com
Apparently so, but there's rather a lot of them out there. I fear they're just lacking in edjumacatin'. They know roughly where it goes, but they sure as hell don' know the name.

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