I'll be the useless one

[lady_t_220]

*blargh*
So I have about 4 hours during the middle of the day where I feel fine, then I just feel like death again. Combine general cold-induced tiredness with some jet-lag that just won't quit because I'm so generically exhausted anyway, and you get a very crappy-feeling me. -_-

I need a lie in. I really, seriously, physically need more sleep, but I can't seem to doze off before about half 1 in the morning and then I have to get up and go to the grand 'rents first thing... and I have to be fucking PERKY every time. >.<
Because if I'm late, or quiet, or sombre then she whitters and whitters and whitters and it's crazy-making.

*sighs*


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We have decided that as a family stereotype the boywonder is going to be forever the miraculous, loved by middle-aged ladies, wonder boy, and I shall henceforth be the "aimless drifter". I'm going to be the underacheiving disappointment who wafts through life sponging off more successful siblings. :D

I have no qualms about this.

Mostly because it's fun making conservative relatives uncomfortable.

Though I have informed mother that her lack of concern about my lack of direction and therefore the absence of blazing family rows is screwing up my plan for having a life-altering experience. Because I need to get randomly evicted or disowned due to my general dissapointment of their expectations so I can have a reason to be bumming around either some rail tracks or a water tower so I can get concussed/enchanted/trip over something and therefore meet either a mythological creature that changes my entire perspective on planetary life... or a super-intelligent dog with a sarcastic inner-monalogue voiced by Nicholas Cage.
Wacky adventures ensue.

She said she was sorry for messing up, but she didn't get a copy of the script.

Comments

[allende.livejournal.com]

"...and therefore meet either a mythological creature that changes my entire perspective on planetary life... or a super-intelligent dog with a sarcastic inner-monalogue voiced by Nicholas Cage."

No more Calpol for you.

Hope you feel better soon. Colds suck. (Says allende, who is just over her second in as many weeks.)

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

No more Calpol for you

*starts twitching like a junkie* But I need the drugs, man...

drugs are bad, mmmkay?

[allende.livejournal.com]

*hands round her beta blockers*
Knock yourself out, I've got enough for everyone. ^^;

Re: drugs are bad, mmmkay?

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

LOL!
You make them sound like tupperwear party vol-au-vents... XD

[kaeshan.livejournal.com]

Well, write one for her and tell her she's in danger of being axed if she doesn't learn her lines!

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

I wonder if it's possible to bring in a replacement this far into the series. I mean they did with that chick off Roseane, right?

[kaeshan.livejournal.com]

They've done it with a few people - which chick off Roseanne in particular were you referring to?

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

They had two Beckys didn't they? They kind of swapped back and forth between them apparently at whim.

[kaeshan.livejournal.com]

I didn't follow Roseanne religiously I'm afraid: must've missed most of the switching :-(
I DID notice the change in Aunt Viv on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, though!

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

I can't claim as I especially watched Roseanne either, but there was a point where it was always on TV right before something I actually did want to watch and apparently the Becky-swapping wormed its way into my consciousness.