In a David Attenborough Styleee
Sep. 4th, 2002 09:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lady_t_220[David Attenborough crawls into shot in his jungle gear, sweating slightly as he perches himself down on a rock.
He checks over his shoulder, taking in the scene behind him before turning back to the camera and giving it his besst BAFTA-Nominated smile.]
David Attenborough: This... is the not-so-often-seen-though-still-more-often-than-she'd-like Stressed out LT. A rare treat indeed, because this strange and hyperactive creature is most often seen in the early hours of the morning, curled up and chittering to itself in the small, dark corners of its natural bedroom habitat.
On rare occasions, it has been known to develop severe nurosies and bouts of totally counterproductive anxiety, which may go some way to explaining its fully awake and dressed status, a full hour before the alarm clock went off.
This out of character behaviour is truly unique to behold and the tempatation to investigate further is strong, but get too close and you could loose a finger or two to this seemingly harmless creature.
Looks can be deceiving for, hidden under this soft exterior, lies a seething mass of jangled nerves and one well-secreted katana.
[Behind him LT cocks her head to one side. She gives the oblivious Attenborough a filthy look before drawing out her katana and pouncing on him]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
He checks over his shoulder, taking in the scene behind him before turning back to the camera and giving it his besst BAFTA-Nominated smile.]
David Attenborough: This... is the not-so-often-seen-though-still-more-often-than-she'd-like Stressed out LT. A rare treat indeed, because this strange and hyperactive creature is most often seen in the early hours of the morning, curled up and chittering to itself in the small, dark corners of its natural bedroom habitat.
On rare occasions, it has been known to develop severe nurosies and bouts of totally counterproductive anxiety, which may go some way to explaining its fully awake and dressed status, a full hour before the alarm clock went off.
This out of character behaviour is truly unique to behold and the tempatation to investigate further is strong, but get too close and you could loose a finger or two to this seemingly harmless creature.
Looks can be deceiving for, hidden under this soft exterior, lies a seething mass of jangled nerves and one well-secreted katana.
[Behind him LT cocks her head to one side. She gives the oblivious Attenborough a filthy look before drawing out her katana and pouncing on him]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
