Stupid Horoscopes

[lady_t_220]

If you're stuck in a rut, why not make a dramatic change to your appearance? There's no better way to get people to sit up and take notice of you. Similarly, you'll begin to see your own abilities in a brand new light once you alter your look. Go through magazines and snip out pictures of hairstyles and clothing that appeal to your sensibilities. Experimentation is liberating. Take a walk on the wild side!

*looks at it*

So the day-glo pink isn't dramatic enough any more?

*swoons dramatically, the back of her hand pressed to her forehead*

I'm so passe...