Fucking break stuff

[lady_t_220]

So I'm standing by my car, saying g'bye to the grand'rents, 2 seconds away from climbing in and driving away when the DICKHEAD who lives opposite reverses right the fuck into my car.

I mean *WHAM*.

If I had been standing 2' further forward, he would have reversed right the fuck into ME.

If that was not severely anyurism-inducing enough, the stupid fuckwit has the audacity to blame ME for parking where I did.
There's no room to reverse out of my drive, he says.

You can reverse a fucking elephant through that gap. No excuse.

Well maybe I could have stopped, he mutters.

Maybe? Fucking MAYBE you shithead, there's no fucking maybe about it. You SHOULD have stopped. ANYONE would have stopped. Anyone but you, you complete, total and utter CUNT.

Lat time I checked, reversing was on the driving test. If you can't manage to reverse without whacking into stationary objects maybe, just maybe, you should just stop fucking driving.

And if it's SO damn hard, you could have waited the Ooooh... 5 seconds it would have taken me to get into my car and fucking MOVE IT.

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Luckily there's only minimal damage. A slight dent in the front of my driver's side wing and some scuffed paintwork which hopefully Andy should be able to fix, but still. I am So. Fucking. Annoyed.

Maybe I would have been less annoyed if he hadn't tried to palm the blame off on me. Maybe I would have been slightly less annoyed if he hadn't missed ME by a matter on inches. Maybe I would have been slightly less annoyed if he'd just had a nice quiet heart attack in his sleep last night, but honest to God, I could have throttled the stupid little shit. Really I could...

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[myska-x.livejournal.com]

see? that's why I don't drive :-/
Just a few months ago someone drove into my mums car. our car was parked and he was driving backwards out of his parking space, directly into our parked car and blamed us afterwards for not warning him... hell, we weren't there!

sheesh! guys!

I'm jst happy nothing happened to you *cuddles*

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

*cuddles back*

Yeah, JR's have a good, long, angry rant about it downstairs as we speak.

*sighs*

My poor little car, as if it's not abused enough...

[khakigrrl.livejournal.com]

/pets Lady T

That is so scary and annoying all rolled up into one. I'm so glad that you weren't hurt in what could've been a horrible accident and so mad at your neighbor. I hope his bumper falls off and his insurance rates go through the roof. :-P

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

I hope his bumper falls off and his insurance rates go through the roof. :-P

LOL... thanks ;)
I'll opt for the last one there because this makes, I think, the fifth time either he or his wife have plowed into a car down that street?

*shakes head* next time... leaving the car at home.

[khakigrrl.livejournal.com]

LOL! Sounds like no stationary object is safe with him on the road. With five hits, maybe they'll suspend his insurance or at least require him to get his vision checked before he drives again.

As for your car, I'm glad you think you can get the boo boo repaired, and agree with you on parking off the street from now on. That guy's a hazard.

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

No kidding... *sighs*

As I said to my mum, if he can plow into a parked car, what's to top him reversing into a pedestrian, or some school kid on a bike?
Presumably that would be their fault too, because the street is evidently entirely his and that whole pesky rear-view mirror thing is just such hard work...

[khakigrrl.livejournal.com]

Well, he's the bigger object so doesn't that mean he has the right of way over pedestrians or biking school kids?

Duh!

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

*slaps head* Ah, see, that's where I must be going wrong... and as a moving object as opposed to a stationary one, it's obviously the responsibility of all other car owners to make sure their vehicles are kept out of his way at all times... ;p

[stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com]

That's terrible but on the upside you're OKAY, and that's what counts!

Christ, I think I would have hit him had I been there.

That guy sounds like a total idiot, how can you not see a stationary object...unless he wasn't looking to begin with. I don't know about needing a licence to drive some people should be made to carry a licence full stop.

I'm just glad you weren't hurt (hugs you)!

Stupid twat, shouldn't be on the road...

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

*smooshes back*
You know I can totally see you punching his lights out... and that thought I find oddly warming. ;)