A reflux of the weird

[lady_t_220]

LT: We need like a radio program or something... broadcast our randomness to the universe
katduza: I truly dont know if people would understand us half the time XD
katduza: Todays hot topic... phone in and let us know. Robbie Williams as the next Bond?
LT: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo...
LT: Someone kidnap Ralph Feinnes. I want Ralph Feinnes as Bond! He made a smooshable Steed already.
LT: Though see, he's another one, he's married to whasserface... another chick about 8 years older than him...
katduza: LOL
katduza: As long as it isent his step daughter or something
LT: Noo, cause Woody Allen is CREEPY
katduza: *shudders*
katduza: I actually refuse to watch his movies
katduza: I cant stand that thing
LT: Who else could make a career out of being so painfully fucking neurotic?
katduza: Woody Allen, world's most annoying nerd
LT: Now can you imagine HIM as Bond...? XD having anxiety every time he has to think about hitting a bad guy...
katduza: Hopefully his ejector seat gets stuck
LT: WoodyBond: Do I have to wear black? I don't think black is my colour. Do you think black is my colour? I think it makes me look pasty and... and dead or something, like it's inviting fate to come and kill me in a bizarre tank accident in Moscow or something...
katduza: XD
katduza: Well we can have Feinnes as Bond and then Dr Evil can kidnap him and make a Williams evil clone out of him.
katduza: With some sharks with frikkin lazers on their heads
LT: Make him stop being in English Patient like films and do something else equally British but a lot more entertaining.
katduza: English patient was written by a Canadian you know XD
LT: Damn you all!
katduza: That movie was good but PAINFUL
LT: eeeugh, I tuned in and out a lot... like the Great Escape really, I watched something else, tuned back in and it was STILL ON...
katduza: XD
LT: I like my movies gratuitous, thankyou
katduza: I like speical effects
LT: Them too :D
katduza: There werent any aliens in it
katduza: No sarlacs in the desert
katduza: Now if a sarlac had eaten his plane... now that woulda been fun
LT: See, the sad thing is, if it'd had HJ in it I would have probably watched it the whole way through. I have long-honed abilities to sit through utter CRAP for the sake of current fandoms XD
katduza: But HJ woulda been really really fun in it!
LT: LOL
katduza: Muppet faces of confusion
LT: Aussie in the desert... drove through with a big-assed truck and smooshed the plane
katduza: Has a barbie in the middle of the war
LT: Toasting kangaroos over the burning rubble
katduza: XD
LT: has beer cans in his gas mask box...
katduza: XXX
LT: XXXX
LT: you're an X short
katduza: XXXXXXXX
katduza: The Xs show the amount of test subjects killed before the beer was demend safe and released to the general consuming public
LT: ROFL!
LT: Like the notches in a truck's paintwork to mark up the roadkill?
katduza: yep XD
katduza: AY... Bruce... cut the arsenic a notch mate...?
katduza: We killed another...
LT: This one's a roo, this one's a wallaby, this one's an old woman in a walker who didn't move fast enough...
katduza: And this one heres a German tourist who got lost in the dunes...
katduza: Hans...? Fritz...?
katduza: SHULTZ!
LT: Uh... isn't that a brand of soda water?

Comments

[roguewords.livejournal.com]

Well we can have Feinnes as Bond and then Dr Evil can kidnap him and make a Williams evil clone out of him.

i would pay lots and lots of money to see that, specially if one or both of them had to take his shirt off.

hee. Brit imports are goooooood.

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

You should go rent The Avengers... Ralph Feinnes may not show off his chest but there's a reasonable nakey butt shot... ;p

[roguewords.livejournal.com]

hmm, i dont remember that. good thing i kept that one when the parents moved....

and i got an adapter so i can hook up my vcr ;)

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

Yeah, in the gentleman's club when Emma Peel first goes to meet him. He's nakey in the sauna. XD

[roguewords.livejournal.com]

ah yes....

:D