Things... and things and a meme and stuff
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lady_t_220Have a random urge to drag my bike out the shed. O.o
Instead I'm going to waste some time.
The West Wing: That thing with Martin Sheen. Am hoping he's not in the fic cause I really don't want to think about that too hard. Probably involves interns under desks and cigars and... no wait, that was something else...
Smallville: Superman's a gay teen and that's as far as I got. Never watched it though not for lack of trying. It just bored the pants right offa' me. One guy has no hair. I remember seeing his big shiny bald head.
Due South: I used to actually rather like this show... but the fandom scares me a little. I just didn't feel the Mountie/multiple-guys-called-Ray vibe. Especially when they all pile in together. Mountie guy made some albums. I'd link it but the website's down.
Lotrps: Everyone on set had sex with Viggo at some point along the line. Lucky Viggo.
X-Files: The The Well-Manicured Man played the Baron in Gilliam's version of Baron Munchausen. That one fact alone interested me more than the entire fandom, though there are a few episodes of the show I really enjoyed. Was usually more interested by the freaky stuff than all that pesky UST.
The Sentinel: I have no idea what this is...
Firefly: people complain about it a lot. It's on Sci-Fi and JR keeps threatening to watch it then forgetting.
Everwood: See The Sentinel
Popslash: Never got over the trauma of a particular piece of boyband slash that involved liberal application of pasta and garlic butter. Like Last Tango in Paris, one would guess, but more aromatic.
LotR: The elf and dwarf are hot for each other. HobbitLove creeps me out
Star Trek: Populated by people who SCARE me, in a very real and literal sense. Argues a lot about trekkie/trekker terminology. Splits a lot of infinitives. Everyone's hot for 7of9. Enterprise sucked.
Stargate SG-1: Based on a bad, bad movie. The guy with the big thing on his forehead voices Magneto in X-Men Evo.
Star Wars: Jedi masters are the porn kings of a long time ago, far far away
BTVS/Angel: Everyone's screwing everyone else and Xander's a slut. At least according to Rachie.
Queer as Folk: The British version was better. Though I'm obligated to say that, I really don't care either way.
The OC: I have no idea what this is either. What is this...?
Wrestling: Lumpy men throw themselves around on top of each other in what could potentially be a homoerotic way if they weren't all sweaty, greasy and shouting insults across a stadium. Perpetually badly acted.
American Idol: The British version was... just as bad. And you can keep Simon. I don't want him back.
Alias: That thing where... stuff happens and like... there's things... I dunno, it's on Sky1. Keep meaning to watch, keep forgetting.
Anime: Big eyes, gravity defying hair, tentacle monsters do potentially unpleasant things to schoolgirls and most everyone's gay, gayer or gayest. Though my car is called Nataku. All anime girls wear white underpants.
Harry Potter: JK Rowling's a bitch and killed my favourite character. I'm bitter. D/G has really cool t-shirts and the popular press believes it all revolves around Harry and Snape in a kinky BDSM relationship because someone wrote one once and it makes sense cause Snape has a dungeon.
Farscape: Involves puppets. Lots of people are painted blue.
Justice League: Superman has a crush on Batman. I saw them hugging.
Batman: This is as far as my mind ever gets
Fastlane: It sounds like it involves cars. Does it involve cars...?
Andromeda: That thing with Hercules on a spaceship. Wants to be Star Trek but isn't good enough.
Six Feet Under: Show about undertakers. They're all screwed up, but then they're hanging out with dead people all day, what do you expect. They made a reality TV version called Don't Drop The Coffin that followed around some real undertakers. I find that a really unpleasant idea for a TV show.
Highlander: Started out as an OK, if incoherant movie. Ended up being a long-winded and incoherant run of TV shows, movies and other assorted things. Had Sean Connery as the most Scottish Spaniard ever seen on film. Christopher Lambert got naked. Had really good Queen soundtrack. Methos was in X2 though I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.
Dead like me: You people gotta' stop listing stuff I've never heard of...
Xena: Leather-bikini-wearing lesbians with swords. Started out as a spin off from Hercules, ended up incoherant and rambling, naked in a hot tub. Guys seem to like it. JR wants the box-set.
Instead I'm going to waste some time.
The West Wing: That thing with Martin Sheen. Am hoping he's not in the fic cause I really don't want to think about that too hard. Probably involves interns under desks and cigars and... no wait, that was something else...
Smallville: Superman's a gay teen and that's as far as I got. Never watched it though not for lack of trying. It just bored the pants right offa' me. One guy has no hair. I remember seeing his big shiny bald head.
Due South: I used to actually rather like this show... but the fandom scares me a little. I just didn't feel the Mountie/multiple-guys-called-Ray vibe. Especially when they all pile in together. Mountie guy made some albums. I'd link it but the website's down.
Lotrps: Everyone on set had sex with Viggo at some point along the line. Lucky Viggo.
X-Files: The The Well-Manicured Man played the Baron in Gilliam's version of Baron Munchausen. That one fact alone interested me more than the entire fandom, though there are a few episodes of the show I really enjoyed. Was usually more interested by the freaky stuff than all that pesky UST.
The Sentinel: I have no idea what this is...
Firefly: people complain about it a lot. It's on Sci-Fi and JR keeps threatening to watch it then forgetting.
Everwood: See The Sentinel
Popslash: Never got over the trauma of a particular piece of boyband slash that involved liberal application of pasta and garlic butter. Like Last Tango in Paris, one would guess, but more aromatic.
LotR: The elf and dwarf are hot for each other. HobbitLove creeps me out
Star Trek: Populated by people who SCARE me, in a very real and literal sense. Argues a lot about trekkie/trekker terminology. Splits a lot of infinitives. Everyone's hot for 7of9. Enterprise sucked.
Stargate SG-1: Based on a bad, bad movie. The guy with the big thing on his forehead voices Magneto in X-Men Evo.
Star Wars: Jedi masters are the porn kings of a long time ago, far far away
BTVS/Angel: Everyone's screwing everyone else and Xander's a slut. At least according to Rachie.
Queer as Folk: The British version was better. Though I'm obligated to say that, I really don't care either way.
The OC: I have no idea what this is either. What is this...?
Wrestling: Lumpy men throw themselves around on top of each other in what could potentially be a homoerotic way if they weren't all sweaty, greasy and shouting insults across a stadium. Perpetually badly acted.
American Idol: The British version was... just as bad. And you can keep Simon. I don't want him back.
Alias: That thing where... stuff happens and like... there's things... I dunno, it's on Sky1. Keep meaning to watch, keep forgetting.
Anime: Big eyes, gravity defying hair, tentacle monsters do potentially unpleasant things to schoolgirls and most everyone's gay, gayer or gayest. Though my car is called Nataku. All anime girls wear white underpants.
Harry Potter: JK Rowling's a bitch and killed my favourite character. I'm bitter. D/G has really cool t-shirts and the popular press believes it all revolves around Harry and Snape in a kinky BDSM relationship because someone wrote one once and it makes sense cause Snape has a dungeon.
Farscape: Involves puppets. Lots of people are painted blue.
Justice League: Superman has a crush on Batman. I saw them hugging.
Batman: This is as far as my mind ever gets
Fastlane: It sounds like it involves cars. Does it involve cars...?
Andromeda: That thing with Hercules on a spaceship. Wants to be Star Trek but isn't good enough.
Six Feet Under: Show about undertakers. They're all screwed up, but then they're hanging out with dead people all day, what do you expect. They made a reality TV version called Don't Drop The Coffin that followed around some real undertakers. I find that a really unpleasant idea for a TV show.
Highlander: Started out as an OK, if incoherant movie. Ended up being a long-winded and incoherant run of TV shows, movies and other assorted things. Had Sean Connery as the most Scottish Spaniard ever seen on film. Christopher Lambert got naked. Had really good Queen soundtrack. Methos was in X2 though I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.
Dead like me: You people gotta' stop listing stuff I've never heard of...
Xena: Leather-bikini-wearing lesbians with swords. Started out as a spin off from Hercules, ended up incoherant and rambling, naked in a hot tub. Guys seem to like it. JR wants the box-set.
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Falls of chair
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