The KAT and LT show

[lady_t_220]

It all started at my complaint about the lack of gripping fic right now...



bitchqueenfromhell: ohhh yeugh... *looks at fic updates* could any of this get any worse...? "As Logan wanders, his heart drifts back to Rogue", " Wolverine is in love, but he won't listen to Rogue.", "Logan leaves after confessing to Marie how he feels about her..."
bitchqueenfromhell: *beats head against the desk*
katduza: XD
bitchqueenfromhell: "Logan learns how messy things can get when a lie catches up with you.", "Watching him leave that morning, Rogue knew he wasn’t coming back."
bitchqueenfromhell: ...
bitchqueenfromhell: *kills self*
katduza: *dies laughing*
bitchqueenfromhell: save usssss... saaaaaaaaveee usssssssssssss
katduza: I mean..come on... is it BAD to flame these people... how do they survive society?
bitchqueenfromhell: XD
katduza: good grief
katduza: you know what... maybe we shoulod write a REALLY bad fic and see what happens
bitchqueenfromhell: LOL!
bitchqueenfromhell: You mean on purpose... see if we can get lots of teenie feedback on FF.net?
bitchqueenfromhell: lots of watching through windows and crystal tears trickling down DEADLY skin...?
katduza: XD
katduza: I'm tyring hard not to fall of my chair here... I have a vision of just how bad it can be
bitchqueenfromhell: cause it's DEADLY remember...
katduza: dont forget to meniton it's DEADLY skin
bitchqueenfromhell: oh it could be very bad... and then they can have twins, a boy and a girl, and call them Hugh and Anna...
bitchqueenfromhell: cause you just gotta.
katduza: and she could get amnesia
bitchqueenfromhell: no one ever calls the kid Stanley though...
katduza: well Stanley is a lot more dorky than Hugh
bitchqueenfromhell: she has to have amnesia... and wander away randomly yet still recognise Wolvie
bitchqueenfromhell: oooh, maybe he can have amnesia too and they start a whole new life together just by accident :p
katduza: And he has to watch her breastfeed at some time
bitchqueenfromhell: XD
katduza: and somewhere along the line, after haveing two kids, she must still be a virgin and it must pinch...
katduza: just a bit
bitchqueenfromhell: there must be breastfeeding a plenty and many sheets and clothes and pairs of tights and stuff
bitchqueenfromhell: and adjusting
bitchqueenfromhell: there must be adjusting
katduza: XD
katduza: and waiting
katduza: for the adjuesment
bitchqueenfromhell: till marriage ;p
katduza: *dies laughing*
katduza: and he must clean up nicely for the marriage
bitchqueenfromhell: marriage and adjusting and virgin conception on the honeymoon...
katduza: Ohh lets make the marriage at someone's amazing beach condo
katduza: where Magento just happens to be the neighbour
bitchqueenfromhell: and Logan must wear silk boxers and a plum coloured cashmere sweater...
katduza: XD XD
katduza: *falls off chair*
katduza: can it be a white fluffy turtle neck too?
bitchqueenfromhell: suuure :D
bitchqueenfromhell: he can wear them all at once if he wants
katduza: ow...the pain
katduza: I need water
katduza: hiccuping
bitchqueenfromhell: LOL
katduza: *coughs*
katduza: oh man
bitchqueenfromhell: yeeeeeeahs... :D
katduza: Marie knew it was him when she heard the bike that belonged to Scott come up the driveway
katduza: Scott was still angry about that
bitchqueenfromhell: ROFL!
katduza: but Wolvie didn't care
katduza: he was very manly and buff and Scott dident scare him
bitchqueenfromhell: but as he came rolling up the driveway he fell off and whacked his head on a kerb
katduza: And got amnesia
katduza: Marie ran out and slipped
katduza: Bobby tried to stop her but he knew that she was really in love with Wolverine
bitchqueenfromhell: "who am I?" he asked, and got back on the bike and drove right back out the mansion again on a search for his newly missing new past
katduza: XD
katduza: Marie realised she was pregnant
katduza: but didn't know who the father was.
katduza: Bobby promised to look after her
katduza: Meanwhile, back on the ranch ...old macdonald taught wolive how to gorw the biggest chickens in the state and he one many prizes untill a bale of womabts fell on his head and he remembered
katduza: (please note one insted of won... we have to use the corect language here)
bitchqueenfromhell: 18 months later a randomly amnesiac and very very VERY heavily preganat Marie (calling herself Anna) was working in a diner...
katduza: XD my heeeeead
bitchqueenfromhell: we're bad, we must stop... :p
katduza: Isn't this when Magneto rushes in and kidnaps Marie just as Wolvie walks in and saves her...?
katduza: and Bobby gets pissed cause he really does love her
bitchqueenfromhell: Most likely yes...
bitchqueenfromhell: ohh the badfic...
katduza: so where were we...? Oh yes.. Wolvie in bed waiting paitently while she sits back and plays soliatre waiting to adjust
bitchqueenfromhell: ROFL!!!
bitchqueenfromhell: ohh boy...
bitchqueenfromhell: yeah, so she conceives through 3 sheets and a condom...
bitchqueenfromhell: again...
bitchqueenfromhell: even though she was preganat before she met him.. again...
bitchqueenfromhell: still calling herself Anna
katduza: XD
katduza: but then she remembers....and names her kid Anna insted
bitchqueenfromhell: and Wolvie promises to love the sprog no matter who the father was even though no one knows...
bitchqueenfromhell: though it had to have been him cause its a shipper fic
bitchqueenfromhell: long-distance, y'see
bitchqueenfromhell: kitchen table with a turkey baster
katduza: well he musta shipped it over
bitchqueenfromhell: Here, do it in this cup, we'll fedex it to your front door...
bitchqueenfromhell: *front door signs*
katduza: XD
katduza: front door has many cat flaps and lives hapily ever after...
bitchqueenfromhell: see, now THAT... is a masterfully created badfic
katduza: it has a lot more finesse than some of the others XD
katduza: the world of ficdom needs a Judge Dredd...

Comments

[myska-x.livejournal.com]

that's x-man right?

You know... I'd read it... *lol*

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

X-Men aaaaaaall the way, baby ;)

*smooshes fandom, even if it is going through a mediocre fic patch* XD

[myska-x.livejournal.com]

*lol* never saw the movie but damn did I have a crush on wolverin when I was... 8? *lol*

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

*gasps* Just what are you implying...? XD


Big movie devotee *licks Hugh Jackman* but I love the comics too. I can't help it, I'm a big X-Men nerd. :D

[myska-x.livejournal.com]

oh god, that came out entirely wrong!!! *lol* I didn't mean that it's childish or anything. If I had money I'd be off to see the movie or buy the DVDs in an instant cause I really like the whole x-men concept...

*walks away, grining sheepishly*
I really shouldn't type when I'm chipper, high and tired *lol*

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

ROFL... S'ok, I loved Wolvie in the old cartoons when I was little too.
But I have to be sad and say I have like 3 different formats of X-men 1 and am readying myself for even more of X2 when it comes out in November. :D

I'm obsessive, I saw X2 6 times at the cinema, 2 of which were on opening day alone...
*puts on BIG NERD hat*

Oh, and I blame things like this (http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyt/porchbored02.jpg), this (http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyt/sitonset.jpg) and especially THIS (http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyt/primalscream.jpg)... and most all of these (http://www.wolverineandrogue.com/gallery/x2picsscans.html)...

*sighs* ahh, it's a sickness... ;p

[myska-x.livejournal.com]

you... I... about that movie... it's just... and the...

*goes to look at pictures again*

excuse me for a moment ok?
we can talk after I had a cold shower

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

Yeah, he does that to people... Go buy X1.5 or something. The extended version of the original release. :D

We will convert you to the WolverHugh side! ;p~~#

[myska-x.livejournal.com]

didn't the whole "if I had money I would" clue you in? *sigh* *gg*

I have to safe up cause I plan on scaring whimsicalnotion out of england in september ;)

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhhh, I seeeeeee... ;)

You know Whimsicalnotion and I live around the same city don't you? :D

Shame you can't be here at the end of November then I could kidnap you and make you watch both X1 AND X2 on DVD... ;p~~#

[myska-x.livejournal.com]

you do? neat... than you can tell me to which airport I'd have to go, right? *lol* cause I'm just trying to find out what the ticket costs and knowing where I'm going to would be helpfull :D

end of november? aren't you around in september? *nudgenudge*

make you watch both X1 AND X2 on DVD...
MAKE me? hell, you wouldn't get me away from the screen... :-P

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

you do? neat... than you can tell me to which airport I'd have to go, right? *lol* cause I'm just trying to find out what the ticket costs and knowing where I'm going to would be helpfull :D

LOL, where are you flying from...?

Most likely you'll end up in either Heathrow, Luton or Gatwick.The closest airport to here is East Midlands, but that deals mostly with European flights so if you're coming from the USA you won't get there. (I have no idea where you are... sorry)

end of november? aren't you around in september? *nudgenudge*

Why yes indeed I am, but X2 doesn't come out till November 25th. I'd have to settle for making you watch all 4 hours of extras on the X1 DVD instead...

MAKE me? hell, you wouldn't get me away from the screen... :-P

Always good to know.

;)

[myska-x.livejournal.com]

LOL, where are you flying from...?

switzerland :D so I guess east midlands it is *off to write that down* thanks :D

Why yes indeed I am
wheee! I see, I need to go and bug Buddy into inviting you, too :D

I'd have to settle for making you watch all 4 hours of extras on the X1 DVD instead...

however shall I live through this???? *sigh*
poor little me... :(

Always good to know.
somehow I don't like the smirk on your face I can practically *SEE* from here... *lol*

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

switzerland :D so I guess east midlands it is *off to write that down* thanks :D

Well that's handy then. ;)

wheee! I see, I need to go and bug Buddy into inviting you, too :D

I'm sure she'll be thrilled... *snicker* ;)
She probably thought she saw the last of me when stir_of_echoes was visiting. MUWAHAHAHAHA!

however shall I live through this???? *sigh*

I'm sure you'll survive somehow... :p

somehow I don't like the smirk on your face I can practically *SEE* from here... *lol*

saying nothing... *cough*

[myska-x.livejournal.com]

Well that's handy then. ;)
or not so much *grummle* *sigh* why isn't buddy around when one needs her? *whine*

I'm sure she'll be thrilled... *snicker* ;)
oh, you've been one of the bunch that was visiting last time? neat... *gg* but I've read how much she misses you guys already so... :-P
also, more people = less attention on my stupidness = of the good :-P

saying nothing... *cough*
*pounces*
*tickles*

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

oh, you've been one of the bunch that was visiting last time? neat... *gg* but I've read how much she misses you guys already so... :-P
also, more people = less attention on my stupidness = of the good :-P

LOL, yeah, though I only made it for a daytrip ;)

*pounces*
*tickles*

IEEEEEEEEE!

[myska-x.livejournal.com]

*tickles some more*
that's fun ;)

LOL, yeah, though I only made it for a daytrip ;)
but hey, when you're living that close it shouldn't be that much of a problem, right?

oi, I'm pressuring people into visiting other people's houses... *g*

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

but hey, when you're living that close it shouldn't be that much of a problem, right?

oi, I'm pressuring people into visiting other people's houses... *g*

Hee, this is true. We'll have to arrange something closer to the time :)

[myska-x.livejournal.com]

*hmmm* I'm just checking the flights... how bad would it be if I'd end up in Heathrow?
car-driving-distance and such? :-/

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

Car driving, it's a fair way. Leicester is in the East Midlands, right in the very center of England. London heathrow is down south. It IS driveable certainly but London traffic is evil demon spawn.

The train can be pricey though it only takes about 2 and a half hours usually from London's St Pancras Station. Busses take absolutely forever though they are a lot cheaper than the train.

Exact distainces I'm afraid I don't know, I usually go by rail cause there's nowhere to park in London.

[myska-x.livejournal.com]

you're a doll, you know that?
I think I'll go and annoy buddy some more as soon as she's around about the exact dates and distances... poor you, having to deal with me the whole day *lol*

and maybe I will find a flight that is going to the right airport *and* possible for me to pay for it ;)

thanks, aynway for everything! *smooch*

[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

and maybe I will find a flight that is going to the right airport *and* possible for me to pay for it ;)

thanks, aynway for everything! *smooch*

No problem. ;) Always happy to help the wayward traveler. ;p