super speed day
Aug. 13th, 2003 03:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lady_t_220Went round to granny's again today to do her hoovering and ended up lugging a bunch of stuff around cause it was too heavy for her to lift. She spent most of that time worrying that it was too much for me to cope with. I'm like, seriously... I've carried bales of laundry heavier than this almost every day for the past nine months. It's not an issue.
I'll be glad when this week's up actually, she's driving me eeever so slightly crazy.
If she tells me again that I'm a lovely little hooverer or that I'll make someone a wonderful little wife or says once more that I'm losing weight and will be quite a little looker "some day" then I refuse to be held accountable for my actions.
To set the record straight: I only hoover because I'm paid to. I intend to find someone who will make me a "lovely little husband" (or at least one who can afford a maid) cause I'm sure as heck not cleaning up after him, and finally... is this the face of someone who gives a rat's arse? No, this is the face of someone who'd quite like another cream cake. Preferably smeared liberally all over my adonis-like super rich man-toy.
That aside, work was boring, Andy came over and fixed my car (Loose spark lead and the points had closed up, hence the starting and stopping related issues) and basically all I've managed to acheive so far is to make it to work and back. I had stuff to do y'know and it's already quarter past three... *sheesh* It'll be tomorrow before long at this rate. :/
I'll be glad when this week's up actually, she's driving me eeever so slightly crazy.
If she tells me again that I'm a lovely little hooverer or that I'll make someone a wonderful little wife or says once more that I'm losing weight and will be quite a little looker "some day" then I refuse to be held accountable for my actions.
To set the record straight: I only hoover because I'm paid to. I intend to find someone who will make me a "lovely little husband" (or at least one who can afford a maid) cause I'm sure as heck not cleaning up after him, and finally... is this the face of someone who gives a rat's arse? No, this is the face of someone who'd quite like another cream cake. Preferably smeared liberally all over my adonis-like super rich man-toy.
That aside, work was boring, Andy came over and fixed my car (Loose spark lead and the points had closed up, hence the starting and stopping related issues) and basically all I've managed to acheive so far is to make it to work and back. I had stuff to do y'know and it's already quarter past three... *sheesh* It'll be tomorrow before long at this rate. :/
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Date: 2003-08-13 07:22 am (UTC)Thank you for making me laugh out loud. The kids are driving me insane and you loosened my tension nuts considerably. ALso; I love your attitude!
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Date: 2003-08-13 07:36 am (UTC)My attitude is the only thing that keeps me sane where my grandmother is concerned.
I can't help it. I'm too much my mother's daughter. Too much my (other) grandmother's grandaughter. Too much my great, great uncle's illicit affair with his brother's wife. What can I say?