*blaaargh*
Jul. 27th, 2003 09:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lady_t_220*knockknockknock* went the bedroom door.
"Mum...?" I could hear the boywonder say into the next room. "Mum, I think there's something wrong with the dog... she doesn't want to get up and every time she does she shuffles in a really weird way then flops down on the floor again, whimpering the entire way..."
So dutifully JR and I shuffle downstairs. There lies the dog in the kitchen, doesn't wanna' move, she does indeed shuffle weirdly, looking deeply pathetic and sorry for herself... so JR inspects her paws carefully, feels along her legs, can't find anything wrong...
Mum comes downstairs to join the party.
.
She looks at the dog, who looks a little abashed now and mum says, "Someone go fetch her lead."
Duly the boywonder steps towards the door, picks up the lead and the damn dog is up like a shot, scampering around, leaping and bouncing...
"You fucking HAM dog!" screams the boywonder, "Getting everyone up at 7am on a Sunday morning!"
Mother laughes hysterically.
Our dog is a drama queen.
"Mum...?" I could hear the boywonder say into the next room. "Mum, I think there's something wrong with the dog... she doesn't want to get up and every time she does she shuffles in a really weird way then flops down on the floor again, whimpering the entire way..."
So dutifully JR and I shuffle downstairs. There lies the dog in the kitchen, doesn't wanna' move, she does indeed shuffle weirdly, looking deeply pathetic and sorry for herself... so JR inspects her paws carefully, feels along her legs, can't find anything wrong...
Mum comes downstairs to join the party.
.
She looks at the dog, who looks a little abashed now and mum says, "Someone go fetch her lead."
Duly the boywonder steps towards the door, picks up the lead and the damn dog is up like a shot, scampering around, leaping and bouncing...
"You fucking HAM dog!" screams the boywonder, "Getting everyone up at 7am on a Sunday morning!"
Mother laughes hysterically.
Our dog is a drama queen.
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Date: 2003-07-27 01:48 am (UTC)*phew*
Hee! Your dog has style, make them worried they'll be so relieved maybe it'll get an early walk *g*
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Date: 2003-07-27 01:51 am (UTC)Well at least it is if you have as much fluff as she does. *rolls eyes*
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Date: 2003-07-27 01:53 am (UTC)Hee! Smart dog!
My cat has taken to lying in the bath because it's cooler. Not so good when you want to use the thing, though :)
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Date: 2003-07-27 01:55 am (UTC)Though I'm sure turning on the taps would get the kitty to shift.
It'll also probably make the kitty hate you with a firey passion, but *shrugs* what can ya do? ;p
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Date: 2003-07-27 02:27 am (UTC)LOL! Yeah she knows now, as soon as I reach for the shower button.
I shouldn't laugh, but it's damn funny watching her trying to scramble out of there when there's nothing to latch her claws on to.
We tried leaving a towel over the bath, but it only slid off and resulted in her falling back in *g*
It'll also probably make the kitty hate you with a firey passion, but *shrugs* what can ya do? ;p
Hee! What indeed :)
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Date: 2003-07-27 02:29 am (UTC)LOL!
Poor kitty. So abused. XD