A Statement
Jul. 15th, 2003 07:48 am[stands on front of the mirror, pokes tongue out and goes BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARG]
The management would like to apologise for this moment of excessive childishness, but due to reasons beyond our control, the subregion LT in the situation of work dissatisfaction has become unstable.
You are advised to stay well clear of the affected area until the situation has been brought under control. Those who do need to gain access to subregion LT are advised only to do so under strictly supervised conditions and will only be granted admission upon presentation of the correct paperwork. Due to the high risk of contamination this must include a release form signed by a recognised mental health professional.
In the unlikely case of a complete meltdown you will be issued with protective clothing and asked to evacuate the immediate area.
The management would like to thank you for you co-operation in this matter, and assures all readers that normal service will be resumed as quickly as possible.
The management would like to apologise for this moment of excessive childishness, but due to reasons beyond our control, the subregion LT in the situation of work dissatisfaction has become unstable.
You are advised to stay well clear of the affected area until the situation has been brought under control. Those who do need to gain access to subregion LT are advised only to do so under strictly supervised conditions and will only be granted admission upon presentation of the correct paperwork. Due to the high risk of contamination this must include a release form signed by a recognised mental health professional.
In the unlikely case of a complete meltdown you will be issued with protective clothing and asked to evacuate the immediate area.
The management would like to thank you for you co-operation in this matter, and assures all readers that normal service will be resumed as quickly as possible.