*poioioioioioioioioioioioioing*

[lady_t_220]

Can someone please tell me why, in a world where we can send people to the moon and back, no one has managed to make an underwire bra for those more stacked up top that doesn't have a wire intent on making a bid for freedom? Why no one can make one that does not poke, prod, snap, bend in the washer, chafe on hot days or generally make an irritation of itself? Or indeed, when they DO think of an alternative (does anyone else remember "Bioform"...? hahahahahah) why do they have to be incorporated into gargantuan pieces of underwear that even your granny would think twice about purchasing due to its sheer tent-like and thoroughly unappealing nature?

This random rant was brought to you by the fact that I need to buy new underwear... or maybe just invest in a new pair of breasts, I wonder how that would work out? :p

Comments

[allende.livejournal.com]

Because the world is ruled by men and men like to watch heaving, jiggling bosoms.

There's your answer. :p

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[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

You know it's one of those things. The candle-guy who works near my brother used to work in the Pretty Polly tights company management before he resigned due to stress... you would not BELIEVE the amount of money they pump into R&D to make tights better, more comfortable, more durable... etc etc etc

And yet still it's like squeezing into a nylon sausage skin.

I fear the same may apply to the bra industry.
One wonders, if men wore bras, whether they'd actually make any more interesting technology developments... cause (no offence) but men are so much more prone to whine about things... :p

[allende.livejournal.com]

Well there's always hope. God knows, I see plenty of men who'd benefit from a good bra... *barf*

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[lady-t-220.livejournal.com]

Nooo... the scourge of the man-boobie... >.<