*Scoffs a Jammy Wagon Wheel*
Well they're kinda' big and kinda' round,
With fluffy mallow and biscuit to be found,
Under that chocolatey stuff...
And they're kinda' squidgy,
Reeeally squodgy,
You'll be sorry if you don't get enough!
You have to eat one piece at a time,
But they're so big nobody'll mind...
If there's a bigger bite it can't be fooouuuuuuuund... [segues off into wolf howl]
Man I'm bored...
Mum's complaining that everything she eats right now is too strongly flavoured (*shrugs*) so is sitting round contemplating what to have for dinner this evening. I pointed out it's only 3 o'clock, she has plenty of time to ponder about it, but if it's going to be something crap and obscurely non-existant like boiled rice with some peas thrown in "for flavour" then she may as well just cook for herself and I'll raid the freezer at a later point in time.
("You have no idea how flaversome milk is..." she said, pouring out her 4th glass of the afternoon. I looked at her blankly and went back to shoveling garlic into the pasta sauce.)
Well they're kinda' big and kinda' round,
With fluffy mallow and biscuit to be found,
Under that chocolatey stuff...
And they're kinda' squidgy,
Reeeally squodgy,
You'll be sorry if you don't get enough!
You have to eat one piece at a time,
But they're so big nobody'll mind...
If there's a bigger bite it can't be fooouuuuuuuund... [segues off into wolf howl]
Man I'm bored...
Mum's complaining that everything she eats right now is too strongly flavoured (*shrugs*) so is sitting round contemplating what to have for dinner this evening. I pointed out it's only 3 o'clock, she has plenty of time to ponder about it, but if it's going to be something crap and obscurely non-existant like boiled rice with some peas thrown in "for flavour" then she may as well just cook for herself and I'll raid the freezer at a later point in time.
("You have no idea how flaversome milk is..." she said, pouring out her 4th glass of the afternoon. I looked at her blankly and went back to shoveling garlic into the pasta sauce.)