Whoops *tinkle*
Mar. 5th, 2017 01:50 pmMum made the fatal mistake of letting JR put the washing up away last night, and then not checking what he'd done afterwards.
As a result when I opened the cupboard this morning a massive, teetering stack of Pyrex fell out and smashed thrillingly across the kitchen. Worktop, floor, into the butter dish... One especially massive chunk incidentally missing my bare foot by like... a millimeter.
While Muggins here screamed for assistance and a pair of fucking shoes, goddamnit, M made him go to the Range as pennance and buy her a whole new stack of nesting Pyrex casserole dishes.
So that was exciting, and far too dramatic for so early on a Sunday morning.
My big toe is slightly grazed. It could have been significantly worse.
So there goes my lazy Sunday. I had been planning to bake but I'm not sure I can be bothered now. Almost getting your foot impaled by a massive shard of tempered glass can have that effect sometimes.
As a result when I opened the cupboard this morning a massive, teetering stack of Pyrex fell out and smashed thrillingly across the kitchen. Worktop, floor, into the butter dish... One especially massive chunk incidentally missing my bare foot by like... a millimeter.
While Muggins here screamed for assistance and a pair of fucking shoes, goddamnit, M made him go to the Range as pennance and buy her a whole new stack of nesting Pyrex casserole dishes.
So that was exciting, and far too dramatic for so early on a Sunday morning.
My big toe is slightly grazed. It could have been significantly worse.
So there goes my lazy Sunday. I had been planning to bake but I'm not sure I can be bothered now. Almost getting your foot impaled by a massive shard of tempered glass can have that effect sometimes.