Attack of the spork

[lady_t_220]

Christ, just been watching my mum try to scan and print some images, then e-mail them to someone... Almost a physically painful process.

It won't print out...
Well how' big's the image?
I don't know.
It should say along the top...
2799x4534
Then it's too big for the printer buffer
But I told it to size to fit...
That's not what I meant. You have to physically shrink the image
How?
In Adobe
I don't know how to use Adobe
It's really easy, just click on Image, then Image size and...
But I don't know where that is...
*sighs* Oh give it here, I'll do it... It'll be faster.
[5 shrunken images later]
Is there anything else you needed?
No.
Are you sure?
Yes...
OK
But...
*sighs again*
There are 5 of them and Yahoo only lets you attatch 3 at a time.
Well send them across 2 e-mails then... or put them in a zip file together...
How?
It's this amazing program, it's called WinZip, it came with the computer...
Oh, do it for me...?
*whines*
[5 zipped images later]
Is that it?
Yes.
You sure now?
Yes... What would I ever do without you?
Learn to use the computer, maybe?



My incompetance tolerance today is at an all-time low, but I'm just going to blame hormones and sit here staring at Yummy pictures of Hugh until she stops asking me questions.
(Yahoo's taking a really long time to attatch this file...
That's because it's still really big
Do you think it's crashed?
No I think it's just a really big file...)