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[lady_t_220]

Went down for a wee late night post-wine snack.

Him: You can't be peckish already, can you?
Me: Yeeah.
Him: Really?
Me: I had literally half as much steak as you.
Him: What?
Me: You had two steaks. I only had one.
Him: I didn't know I had two steaks.
Me: Well they were both there.
Him: Were they? I didn't know.
Me: You had one... and then another one. Making a grand total of 'more than one'.
Him: I just saw that there was meat under a pile of chips.

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[deke.livejournal.com]

"meat under a pile of chips"? Steak is wasted on someone like that. :P