Survey o' the day

[lady_t_220]

-- Name: Lady-T... oh, you mean my real name? I'm not telling you that.
-- Birthdate: Still not yet old enough to know better, but definitely old enough to be released behind the wheel of a car
-- Current Location: Somewhere in the deepest, darkest East Midlands of mediocrity
-- Next Location: NYC bound in the autumn, but only for a holiday. I'll be living here for as long as it takes to find a career I don't despise
-- Eye Color: Stagnant, muddy pond water
-- Hair Color: dark brown with lurid pink "side stripes"... with about 3" of root because I'm too lazy to get them re-bleached
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: My Capricornian friend has oft sworn at me for being just so damned Aquarian!
-- Innie or Outtie: Innie, like all good belly buttons should be

*Describe*
-- The shoes you wore today: Boring grey trainers cause I walk around a lot at work
-- Your hair: Long and strangely coloured. Also a little greasy cause I need to wash it tonight.
-- Your eyes: Either side of my nose, behind my glasses. You can't miss 'em.
-- Your weakness: Hugh Jackman, Wolvie-related merchandise, action figures, cream-filled cakes.
-- Your fears: Getting smooshed in a road accident, losing any important apendages in a freak occurance, total abject failure to do anything at all with my life ever until I become a crazy and embittered lonely old woman with 47 cats and a German Shep called Hughie. Oh, and spiders, bugs and things that fly right at you.
-- Your significant other: I have nothing but my delusions
-- Your perfect pizza: Cheese, maybe ham and pineapple so long as it's nice ham and not the crappy budget stuff that's all flubbery... I'm not wild on Pizza to be honest so I like to stick to simple.
-- One thing you'd like to achieve: Getting something published and have it sell really pretty well.

*What is . . .*
-- Your most overused phrase on aim: LOL! To the point where I have to fight the need to say it in real life.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: "Why is there always someone in the bathroom when I need to get in there, no matter what time of the morning I wake up at?" swiftly followed by "Computer... on button... surf net for 20 minutes before crawling into clothes"
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Noses, for some ungodly reason. I recognise noses really well. Followed by hair.
-- Your best physical feature: I used to have really nice ankles, but I keep spraining the buggers so they're a little on the flaky side. Nice looking but flaky.
-- Your bedtime: bang on Midnight if I'm working. Around 1-2am on weekends. Around 4am if I'm unemployed because I tend to slip into EST.
-- Your greatest fear: That I will be single for EVER and end up loony and old with the 47 cats and German Shep called Hughie...
-- Your greatest accomplishment: Don't ask me questions like that, it makes me feel really inadequate.
-- Your most missed memory: College Daze long Thursday lunchtimes in the canteen with nothing more worrying to think about than deciding if you should have the pickled onion monster munch or the salt and vinegar crisps... or a hot cookie and cocoa...

*You prefer . . .*
-- Pepsi or coke: Virgin Cola... or whatever happens to be on special offer
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McD cause I'm usually too broke to afford BK
-- Single or group dates: With MY friends...? single if the opportunity ever happens to present itself
-- Adidas or nike: Non-brand and disposably cheap please, because I tend to live in them and kill them quite often. Branding just makes that more expensive.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: *blech* to both of them. If you're going to drink tea at least drink something nice. Whittard's first flush loose leaf Darjeeling if I get to choose
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chcolate, unless it's Cornish vanilla cause that beats the pants off everything.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Don't care. Whatever has the most sugar in.
-- Boxers or briefs: Boxers. Cause briefs I have great trouble taking seriously. It instantly brings to mind either biiiig white pants a-la Brad from RHPS or little schoolboy underwear which is just creepy.

*Do you . . .*
-- Smoke: Only passively thanks to the people at work.
-- Cuss: Lots
-- Sing well: My granny will say yes, I remain undecided. Depends on how into the song I am.
-- Take a shower everyday: No, I don't get time in the mornings and I tend to get carried away with something else in the evenings with the result that I sometimes forget.
-- Do you think you've been in love: I'm guessing no, cause I assume I'd know if I had
-- Want to go to college: Eventually, when I know what I want to spend four years and 12 grand on.
-- Like high school: No, in fact I never finished. Primary was enough for me thanks... home ed all the rest of the way baybee
-- Want to get married: When the right guy comes along though I'm not in a great rush. I will be cool to get my bro to give me away though, cause if he still has the long hair and the beard It'll be like being given away by Jesus...
-- Believe in yourself: Depends what I'm doing, but in general principals, about 50/50
-- Get motion sickness: not unless I forget to eat.
-- Think you're attractive: only in front of the mirror arfter half an hour of preening and at juuust the right angle... if you don't look too hard...
-- Think you're a health freak: *pauses with chocolate bunny halfway to her mouth* uhh... no?
-- Get along with your parents: On the most part. My mum has the capacity to annoy like no one else ever on the planet, but then again, I'm sure that's because we can be an aaaawful lot alike and you know how annoying that can be.
-- Like thunderstorms: So long as I'm inside.
-- Play an instrument: Bit rusty, but I did play violin for years... drums, general percussion, all that stuff I can still do though. :p

*In the past month, did/have you . . .*
-- Drank alcohol: Yes, usually with Goth Shop Becky
-- Smoke(d): No
-- Done a drug: No
-- Have Sex: HA! no...
-- Made Out: see above
-- Go on a date: again, see above
-- Go to the mall?: If the Shires counts, then yes. Lots of shopping at any rate. Makes up for the no kissing, dating, making out factor.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No, because they're a pain to find round here.
-- Eaten sushi: No, not after the sushi worm head guy I saw in someone's LJ a while back while cruising around. Not that I ate it before then either, I like my fishies in batter and flung in the deep fryer.
-- Been on stage: No, though I think I'd like to get back to that some day.
-- Been dumped: Again, how can you get dumped when you've not been dated?
-- Gone skating: No, because I have crappy balance even on my regular feet
-- Made homemade cookies: No, cause the oven's busted.
-- Been in love: See the date/dump answers
-- Gone skinny dipping: In this weather...? In this water...? HAHAHAHA!
-- Dyed your hair: Yes, twice
-- Stolen anything: No, I'm a very good lil' person... Oh, though I do sometimes pilfer biscuits at work if my blood sugar gets really low, otherwise I feel like complete crap and tend to want to crawl in a heap and die.

*Have you ever . . .*
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Not the the point of vomiting, but to the point where I have felt more than a little queasy
-- Been caught "doing something": I refer you to previous answers
-- Gotten beaten up: No, I tend to avoid physical conflict by using the "run away and let someone else deal with it" tactic
-- Shoplifted: No, but not for lack of temptation

*The future*
-- Age you hope to be married: Eh, whenever it happens
-- Numbers and Names of Children: I say none right now, but I guess at some point the biological clock will start ticking. Ask me again then.
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: Given away by Jesus *snickers* close friends and the non-annoying branches of family. A non-meringue-like outfit and some stargazers please. I'm very easy to satisfy.
-- How do you want to die: Fast, painless and while doing something really exciting.
-- Where you want to go to college: Uhh... ask me when I know what I want to study.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Young again.

*Opposite SEX . . .*
-- Best eye color?: Hazel to brownish I guess though I'm not fussy.
-- Best hair color?: Dark
-- Short or long hair?: Heh, on the most part I don't mind either way, but if he owns a guitar it has to be long... XD
-- Best height: Well almost everyone's taller than me anyway so it's all a bit theoretical there.
-- Best weight: Toned and middling. Not like hyper inflated and not built like a twiglet. Somewhere in the middle there.
-- Best articles of clothing: There's nothing like a really well-tailored suit, but there have to be jeans in there somewhere.
-- Best first date location: Movies and I'd say dinner but I'm not keen on eating out cause I'm a picky bastard about what I'll eat, so movies and maybe a nice lil moonlight stroll.
-- Best first kiss location: I'll get back to you on that.

*Number of . . .*
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: None, cause I'm so astoundingly boring like that.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 2 but I'm naming no names
-- Number of CDs that I own: 124, and yes I did just count them all
-- Number of piercings: None, cause I'm too much of a chickenwuss
-- Number of tattoos: None, but I want one eventually, when I can decide what I want
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: Twice, both while I was at school and as part of a big group of other kids
-- Number of scars on my body: Uhh, one above my right eyebrow from when I had chickenpox, one on my right knee from when I fell over as a kid and got a chunk of gravel stuck in it.

And I think that's it.
*breaths a sigh of releif*