You're bastards, the LOT of you...

[lady_t_220]

First stop, shower... I stink.

Second stop, bitch rant... I'm not happy.
We had a pair of complete and utter bastards in room 9 this past 2 days. For some reason, and don't ask me how, they managed to get Ribena all over the windows... both inside AND out... all over the windowsill, down the radiator, on the furniture, the curtains... fuckers.
Do you have any idea how bloody difficult it is to get dried on sticky Ribena off of things...?
*Anyone with children starts nodding vigorously*
Had to take down the curtains, scrub down everythign around the window area, picked up no end of cigarette butts out of teacups and plant pots and in the gaps between bits of furniture...
(Have I mentioned how much I despise people using teacups as ashtrays...?)
It took me an hour and a freaking half just to get it looking sort of half reaonable. This does not for a happy me make. I would have been home an hour ago if it wasn't for them.

Yes yes, look on the sunny side, it's more money and for sure I know that, yes, but daaaaaaamn. High on the list of contenders for most obnoxious hotel guests ever. *scowls evily*

I'm going to need to go find some food now I think... but before I do all I have to say is WAYNE'S WORLD! WAYNE'S WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT...
*falls over laughing*
Ohh lord, I love the long hair, I always have, but I hate hate hate that hat. ;p
Only excuse for a hat like that is when your hair's too greasy to be seen in public and in that case I recomend a shower. Here, I'll help with the scrubbing if you want... :D mmm, soapy...

*fingers twitch as she attempts to resist the urge to run her fingers through and foof with the hair* [foof foof foof]