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lady_t_220Today is not my day. I just dropped a mayo-laden spicy potato wedge into my lap. It looks a little like I just jizzed myself. (And then sprinkled capsicum on it.)
*sighs*
You know some days all you want is a nice hug from a pleasantly molestable man, and maybe someone to make you a really cold, bottomless martini?
Today is one of those days where that is what you *want* but what you get instead is mayo-splooge on your crotch and a shot of room-temperature neat gin.
And the gin is almost gone.
*sighs*
You know some days all you want is a nice hug from a pleasantly molestable man, and maybe someone to make you a really cold, bottomless martini?
Today is one of those days where that is what you *want* but what you get instead is mayo-splooge on your crotch and a shot of room-temperature neat gin.
And the gin is almost gone.
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:07 pm (UTC)Right.
Friday we shall have drink and food and fishy feet.
Not in that order cause i have to drive.
*big hugs.
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:12 pm (UTC)I'm drunk enough for it to have taken me a couple of minutes to work out what that actually meant. (I was trying to work out how fish-fingers became related to toes... Oh dear.)
I'll bring what's left of the Stolli. You may screwdrive. I personally prefer shots. It's all good.
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:12 pm (UTC)I think we deserve a treat, even though I cant afford it, damit I want it ;p
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:14 pm (UTC)*draws sparkly hearts on you*
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:15 pm (UTC)At least let the prospect of Friday shopping and drinking cheer you on to a more pleasing frame of mind.
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:22 pm (UTC)I just exclaimed "Ohh! Fine ass!" at one of my own LJ icons.
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:32 pm (UTC)This is (maybe?) a good thing.
I want crisps.
And a smexy boy-shape what looks like Hugh and the ESOL with maybe and overtone of Sherlock. Not that I'm picky or anything... XD
(Is a bit drunk and all, please ignore)
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 08:34 pm (UTC)Damn, now you made me want brie. That will not end well.
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 08:16 pm (UTC)Those sparkly hearts...will they leave glitter in the bath, cause if they do..well you kow..JOhn gets teased ;)
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:21 pm (UTC)OMG, you have to get a dragon's egg bath bomb from lush. It's bubbly on the outside and glittery on the inside, and kind of smells of jasmine. It's awesome.
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:22 pm (UTC)Useing Google Earth too look up my old familly homes and where I spent most of my young childhood with my grandparents..Its all gone.
Just an empty plot of land.
*tears up
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:24 pm (UTC)I CAN ONLY COPE WITH ME BEING MAUDLIN AT ONE TIME, IF WE ARE BOTH WOE THERE WILL BE LIKE... A PARADOX OR SOME SHIT, AND DUCK-BILLED PLATRYPUSES WILL UNDULATE THROUGH THE SKY, SWEATING MILK AS GOD INTENDED.
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:25 pm (UTC)Do large buckets of curd carrying ectoplasmic flying monkeys count??
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 08:27 pm (UTC)I blame you.
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:28 pm (UTC)