(no subject)
Jul. 6th, 2010 07:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lady_t_220Today I mostly... smell like chlorine and ferrets. It's an interesting combination. Sort of honeybleach. (Chlorine from the pool, did 52 lengths today which is better than last week. Creeping back up to where I was at the start of the year. And ferrets from... well... playing with ferrets.)
Totally forgot to write anything yesterday but then i didn't actually DO anything yesterday, I mostly hung around the house, did a bit of laundry and clutched my stomach in pain because the girly-parts were attempting to spork their way to freedom.
Today, however! Today I got to play on Rachie's new Wii-fit and be insulted by an animated balance board. That was kind of amusing. It told me for my height I should be 9 stone 6lbs and I LAUGHED AT IT, cause I'm pretty sure I haven't been that weight since I was, like... 9. Before the enormous tits grew in, anyway. Though you can tell it that today your clothes are heavy, here's no option for "Of course my centre of gravity is off, you try lugging these boobs around, you bastard!"
That said, I'm pretty good at the hula hoop game...
Damnit, now I want one.
Totally forgot to write anything yesterday but then i didn't actually DO anything yesterday, I mostly hung around the house, did a bit of laundry and clutched my stomach in pain because the girly-parts were attempting to spork their way to freedom.
Today, however! Today I got to play on Rachie's new Wii-fit and be insulted by an animated balance board. That was kind of amusing. It told me for my height I should be 9 stone 6lbs and I LAUGHED AT IT, cause I'm pretty sure I haven't been that weight since I was, like... 9. Before the enormous tits grew in, anyway. Though you can tell it that today your clothes are heavy, here's no option for "Of course my centre of gravity is off, you try lugging these boobs around, you bastard!"
That said, I'm pretty good at the hula hoop game...
Damnit, now I want one.
