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Apr. 1st, 2010 02:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lady_t_220Today I have cleaned the bathroom.
Not-so-dear Man creatures,
Learn to fucking aim.
No love
- me
Still have to hoover and wipe off the windowsill in the bathroom but on the most part it's more or less done. Hoovering needs to happen anyway but that involves emptying the bins first and that's never a fun job.
Unrelatedly, and not in any way an April Fool (I hope) while cleaning the bathroom I missed a call from the woman I had an interview with all those weeks ago. (Yes, "??!!!!?!" was my reaction, too.) While I did not get the job I originally applied for, she left a message saying that she kept my CV in mind for a different job at her OTHER company. Which by bizarre coincidence is a place I unsucessfully interviewed at YEARS ago, before I got the job at the Big Red.
How circular the universe is. I've tried calling her back but her mobile's off and the genuinely *scarily* perky receptionist said she was busy right now so I shall have to endeavour to try again later.
I guess she had a patient. She is a doctory-thing after all. Hopefully she will call back.
(Or at least I would hope she would call me back if JR would GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE. OMG.)
Not-so-dear Man creatures,
Learn to fucking aim.
No love
- me
Still have to hoover and wipe off the windowsill in the bathroom but on the most part it's more or less done. Hoovering needs to happen anyway but that involves emptying the bins first and that's never a fun job.
Unrelatedly, and not in any way an April Fool (I hope) while cleaning the bathroom I missed a call from the woman I had an interview with all those weeks ago. (Yes, "??!!!!?!" was my reaction, too.) While I did not get the job I originally applied for, she left a message saying that she kept my CV in mind for a different job at her OTHER company. Which by bizarre coincidence is a place I unsucessfully interviewed at YEARS ago, before I got the job at the Big Red.
How circular the universe is. I've tried calling her back but her mobile's off and the genuinely *scarily* perky receptionist said she was busy right now so I shall have to endeavour to try again later.
I guess she had a patient. She is a doctory-thing after all. Hopefully she will call back.
(Or at least I would hope she would call me back if JR would GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE. OMG.)
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Date: 2010-04-01 05:33 pm (UTC)Tell you what you do. Get a length of garden hose about 8" long, with a nozzle on the end. If gentile, tie a little flap of cloth over the end. Then stick it to yoursel in such a way that it is pointing upwards and causes you serious discomfort if not actual pain if you push it down. Try peeing through it.
Then let's see how accurate you are!
*winks*