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First off, I apologise for my continued mysteriousnessnessness-ness lately. I promise I'll stop it, sooner rather than later. Only right now my hands are sticky and the default vinyl boots smell of turpentine so I can't really do much of anything until that's all finished.

*Minds out of the gutter, you kinky bastards!*


And now, I'm going to bed. Because it's late. And because getting up was a struggle this morning. And because I can't do anything until the varish dries.

*is gone*

General Notice

So today I have done.... absolutelyfuckingnothing...

But in good news Andy is here so I may actually get my car back soon.


Now, I need to go find some variety of glue, more suitable than PVA.

Question

Tapping into the random information respository that is my flist... does anyone know how to make and tie a cravat?
I've only ever seen them -already-tied- so I have no idea what shape one is when it's laid out flat, or therefore, how to knot it correctly. It is like a regular tie but a different shape, or is it a whole other creature entirely?

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Oh dear... it smells a lot like varnish in here now...

Mmm, solventy...

*goes crosseyed and floaty*

*cracks a window*

Man, I have Turpentine-induced Munchies. I've not had those since college.