I have just one thing to say...:
Feb. 13th, 2003 01:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lady_t_220Boys are stupid.
They also smell funny, but on the most part, boys are just really stupid.
What brought on this random outburst, LT? I hear you say (or maybe not). Well, I'll tell you.
The boy in room 10 had a party last night. He gathered his fellow boys (The other 8 or so lads who also lodge all week) and they got together to drink a bit, play on his PS2 and then get stoned in the bathroom.
Only in classic way-too-stupid fashion, they cunningly hid their bong under a towel beside the shower stall.
The towels I pick up and change every day.
*slaps head* D'oh!
Here's a hint, lads. Just because YOU don't use a towel from one end of the week to the other it doesn't mean that I don't check them on a regular basis.
So I pick up this towel and there's a really shittily made bottle-bong underneath and I'm like... oh, ello...
I told Liz and she looked thoughtful and eventually said "Oh... I don't know where I stand on bongs... Put a compliment slip in his room telling him he'll get charged extra for smoke-damage if he continues to do it" and that was pretty much it.
Threw the crap-excuse-for-a-bong in with the rubbish and went on with my day, watching in amusement as one of the lads returned, blanched as he saw me in room 10 and ran away again.
*snickers*
Personally I got nothing against it exactly, but it is technically illegal so we can't really let them keep doing it in the hotel. Just amuses me that they're so continually stupid. And as my brother said, anyone who can't be fucked to spend a tenner to get a half-decent perspex one deserves everything they get.
Oh, that and the landslide of crip-packets in the bin was a dead giveaway. The munchies hit and hit very hard indeed so it would seem. XD
Of course, in line with their current run of stupidity they were also drinking while getting stoned. Now anyone who knows anything about it knows that alcohol and cannabis are antagonistic.
They have this tendancy to cancel each other out, so the best cure for brewer's droop (That's erectile dysfunction caused by excessive alcohol, for those not familiar with the expression) is often fastest cured by having a quick joint.
So in general principals if you want to get drunk, get drunk. If you want to get stoned, get stoned. Don't do both together cause it's a waste of bloody time.
It'll also cost you a fortune in munchies.
And thus ends the lesson.
PS: And don't hide things under towels. It's the first place I look. Stick it in a cupboard or a drawer or something, I never rememeber to look in those...
They also smell funny, but on the most part, boys are just really stupid.
What brought on this random outburst, LT? I hear you say (or maybe not). Well, I'll tell you.
The boy in room 10 had a party last night. He gathered his fellow boys (The other 8 or so lads who also lodge all week) and they got together to drink a bit, play on his PS2 and then get stoned in the bathroom.
Only in classic way-too-stupid fashion, they cunningly hid their bong under a towel beside the shower stall.
The towels I pick up and change every day.
*slaps head* D'oh!
Here's a hint, lads. Just because YOU don't use a towel from one end of the week to the other it doesn't mean that I don't check them on a regular basis.
So I pick up this towel and there's a really shittily made bottle-bong underneath and I'm like... oh, ello...
I told Liz and she looked thoughtful and eventually said "Oh... I don't know where I stand on bongs... Put a compliment slip in his room telling him he'll get charged extra for smoke-damage if he continues to do it" and that was pretty much it.
Threw the crap-excuse-for-a-bong in with the rubbish and went on with my day, watching in amusement as one of the lads returned, blanched as he saw me in room 10 and ran away again.
*snickers*
Personally I got nothing against it exactly, but it is technically illegal so we can't really let them keep doing it in the hotel. Just amuses me that they're so continually stupid. And as my brother said, anyone who can't be fucked to spend a tenner to get a half-decent perspex one deserves everything they get.
Oh, that and the landslide of crip-packets in the bin was a dead giveaway. The munchies hit and hit very hard indeed so it would seem. XD
Of course, in line with their current run of stupidity they were also drinking while getting stoned. Now anyone who knows anything about it knows that alcohol and cannabis are antagonistic.
They have this tendancy to cancel each other out, so the best cure for brewer's droop (That's erectile dysfunction caused by excessive alcohol, for those not familiar with the expression) is often fastest cured by having a quick joint.
So in general principals if you want to get drunk, get drunk. If you want to get stoned, get stoned. Don't do both together cause it's a waste of bloody time.
It'll also cost you a fortune in munchies.
And thus ends the lesson.
PS: And don't hide things under towels. It's the first place I look. Stick it in a cupboard or a drawer or something, I never rememeber to look in those...
