I got Shergar acting as a temp
Jan. 30th, 2003 11:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lady_t_220At least my stomach's stopped freaking out on me for the most part.
Having a very bizarre conversation with JR's sister on YM. She says she only has a birthday every 4 years, that way she stays young. Aparently she has Shergar stand in for her on all the others. He also pulls double duty answering her e-mail.
I said she should give him a carrot for going above and beyond the call of duty.
She said he should be grateful that she saved him from the Evo-stick factory.
Very grateful, says I, but lousy at sticking bits of paper together. Horses don't have opposeable thumbs y'see, it makes it very hard to grip the PrittStick.
She said it makes 'em crap at typing too and that she was saving up for an Edward Scissorhands operation on him.
I replied that making a horse look like Johnny Depp was a strange thing to be saving for. Anyway, they shoulda' made him Edward Dusterhands, that way he could polish the furniture as he went. And be somewhat less likely to puncture any waterbeds.
She said it didn't matter, Shergar dusted with his tail, or what's left of it after a game of pin the tail on the donkey went sadly wrong.
I said playing pin the tail on Johnny Depp was giving me funny mental images.
I'm thinking this conversation went off on a funny tangent somewhere.
Having a very bizarre conversation with JR's sister on YM. She says she only has a birthday every 4 years, that way she stays young. Aparently she has Shergar stand in for her on all the others. He also pulls double duty answering her e-mail.
I said she should give him a carrot for going above and beyond the call of duty.
She said he should be grateful that she saved him from the Evo-stick factory.
Very grateful, says I, but lousy at sticking bits of paper together. Horses don't have opposeable thumbs y'see, it makes it very hard to grip the PrittStick.
She said it makes 'em crap at typing too and that she was saving up for an Edward Scissorhands operation on him.
I replied that making a horse look like Johnny Depp was a strange thing to be saving for. Anyway, they shoulda' made him Edward Dusterhands, that way he could polish the furniture as he went. And be somewhat less likely to puncture any waterbeds.
She said it didn't matter, Shergar dusted with his tail, or what's left of it after a game of pin the tail on the donkey went sadly wrong.
I said playing pin the tail on Johnny Depp was giving me funny mental images.
I'm thinking this conversation went off on a funny tangent somewhere.
