1. What can we call you, kid? LT, most likely, though if you're getting personal you could go with just a plain ole' L
2. In what decade were you born?The 80's, yet another decade that style forgot
3. What year of the Chinese zodiac?Tail end of the Dog, no pun intended
4. What are your parents' middle names? Joy and Ephraim. No I don't know why my grandma thought Ephraim was a good name either.
5. How old were they when you were born?I think mum was 32 which woulda' made dad around 34-5ish. I don't remember how big the age gap was.
6. Okay, two children are in the path of a freight train. One is a boy, and one is a girl. You only have enough time to save one. Which one do you save? Neither, if they're too stupid to get out of the way of a damned train then it's natural selection.
Heard the best argument for banning children the other day actually... they don't contribute to the economy, they cost the govornment billions and they're the leading factor in the rise of pedophillia (And you can e-mail your complaints to...)
XD
7. Do you resemble anyone in particular? My granny says my dad, my mum says I'm an unholy combination of both my granny and my grandma.
8. Guilty pleasures: Many and numerous.
Oh, you wanted details... *insert filthy laugh*
9. The Beatles, or the Rolling Stones? Beatles by a long shot. I think Jagger's weird and I prefer Aerosmith.
10. Where were you born? Leicester Royal
11. First love: Uhh... well I got engaged to Richard when I was 6 but I don't think that counts. It was going to be a marriage of convenience because I did a good Morticia Adams to his Gomez.
12. How old were you at the time? I just said... 6
13. Okay, but what color are his/her eyes? Same colour they are now I expect. Blue
14. What is the title of the last book you read? Oh God, this is sad... but it was that tragically awful Mills&Boon cowboy book when our net server was out.
Last real book I read was, I think, a Taschen book on the works of Man Ray. Exceedingly boring but full of useful pictures.
15. And finally, are there any other livejournal users that you'd like to sleep with? Undoubtedly yes, but sadly I've not met any of them yet. But I have passed through random blogland and found many a head-turningly good picture. :D
2. In what decade were you born?The 80's, yet another decade that style forgot
3. What year of the Chinese zodiac?Tail end of the Dog, no pun intended
4. What are your parents' middle names? Joy and Ephraim. No I don't know why my grandma thought Ephraim was a good name either.
5. How old were they when you were born?I think mum was 32 which woulda' made dad around 34-5ish. I don't remember how big the age gap was.
6. Okay, two children are in the path of a freight train. One is a boy, and one is a girl. You only have enough time to save one. Which one do you save? Neither, if they're too stupid to get out of the way of a damned train then it's natural selection.
Heard the best argument for banning children the other day actually... they don't contribute to the economy, they cost the govornment billions and they're the leading factor in the rise of pedophillia (And you can e-mail your complaints to...)
XD
7. Do you resemble anyone in particular? My granny says my dad, my mum says I'm an unholy combination of both my granny and my grandma.
8. Guilty pleasures: Many and numerous.
Oh, you wanted details... *insert filthy laugh*
9. The Beatles, or the Rolling Stones? Beatles by a long shot. I think Jagger's weird and I prefer Aerosmith.
10. Where were you born? Leicester Royal
11. First love: Uhh... well I got engaged to Richard when I was 6 but I don't think that counts. It was going to be a marriage of convenience because I did a good Morticia Adams to his Gomez.
12. How old were you at the time? I just said... 6
13. Okay, but what color are his/her eyes? Same colour they are now I expect. Blue
14. What is the title of the last book you read? Oh God, this is sad... but it was that tragically awful Mills&Boon cowboy book when our net server was out.
Last real book I read was, I think, a Taschen book on the works of Man Ray. Exceedingly boring but full of useful pictures.
15. And finally, are there any other livejournal users that you'd like to sleep with? Undoubtedly yes, but sadly I've not met any of them yet. But I have passed through random blogland and found many a head-turningly good picture. :D