The inner conflict of the Fangirl
May. 27th, 2005 10:29 amSqueeMonster: It's dorky... I so want one! XD
SanityPrevails: That's nice dear but... what are you going to do with it?
SqueeMonster: *pause* ...wear it...?
SanityPrevails: Like the BFO shirts of which you have two but rarely wear one and never even intend to wear the other because you *don't want them to fade* (and I'm not talking about the 3rd one with the autograph here.) So they sit in the closet until you're 90 when your grandkids will roll their eyes and throw them out when you're not looking...
SqueeMonster: Hey, I wear that shirt! But have you seen what happened to my AceRimmer one? My irreplaceable, much-beloved AceRimmer one? Yeah, laundry = EVIL! So I only wear it when I have time to handwash. You've SEEN the BTL shirt right? I'm amazed it even survived being worn, let alone being laundered.
SanityPrevails: Did wonder why it spent 3 monts folded ofer the back of a chair, slowly festering...
SqueeMonster: *pointedly ignores that remark* I wonder if XL is really XL or whether it's like that annoying UK-sized Sooper-Speshul Unique babydoll varation of XL that's only marginally larger than S but would still make a passable glove-puppet because it's so fekking tiny.
SanityPrevails: You've been looking at those Ruby Gloom shirts in AnotherWorld again haven't you?
SqueeMonster: THERE ARE PEOPLE ABOVE TWIGNET SIZE! I HAVE BOOBIES DAMNIT! THEY'RE NOT HARD TO MISS! ---- and yet oddly... I still want one.
SanityPrevails: Even if it transpires not to fit?
SqueeMonster: ...uhm...
SanityPrevails: Though given as it's just going to sit in the closet not being worn because you're a freak, it doesn't really matter if it fits or not.
SqueeMonster: You just made a very good point!
SanityPrevails: I'm Sanity, that's what do...
SqueeMonster: *runs off to see if thay take international orders*
SanityPevails: *sighs* I may be sanity, but the squee is all-consuming...
SanityPrevails: That's nice dear but... what are you going to do with it?
SqueeMonster: *pause* ...wear it...?
SanityPrevails: Like the BFO shirts of which you have two but rarely wear one and never even intend to wear the other because you *don't want them to fade* (and I'm not talking about the 3rd one with the autograph here.) So they sit in the closet until you're 90 when your grandkids will roll their eyes and throw them out when you're not looking...
SqueeMonster: Hey, I wear that shirt! But have you seen what happened to my AceRimmer one? My irreplaceable, much-beloved AceRimmer one? Yeah, laundry = EVIL! So I only wear it when I have time to handwash. You've SEEN the BTL shirt right? I'm amazed it even survived being worn, let alone being laundered.
SanityPrevails: Did wonder why it spent 3 monts folded ofer the back of a chair, slowly festering...
SqueeMonster: *pointedly ignores that remark* I wonder if XL is really XL or whether it's like that annoying UK-sized Sooper-Speshul Unique babydoll varation of XL that's only marginally larger than S but would still make a passable glove-puppet because it's so fekking tiny.
SanityPrevails: You've been looking at those Ruby Gloom shirts in AnotherWorld again haven't you?
SqueeMonster: THERE ARE PEOPLE ABOVE TWIGNET SIZE! I HAVE BOOBIES DAMNIT! THEY'RE NOT HARD TO MISS! ---- and yet oddly... I still want one.
SanityPrevails: Even if it transpires not to fit?
SqueeMonster: ...uhm...
SanityPrevails: Though given as it's just going to sit in the closet not being worn because you're a freak, it doesn't really matter if it fits or not.
SqueeMonster: You just made a very good point!
SanityPrevails: I'm Sanity, that's what do...
SqueeMonster: *runs off to see if thay take international orders*
SanityPevails: *sighs* I may be sanity, but the squee is all-consuming...