On reminding me why I despise children

[lady_t_220]

*Walking home*

LT's brain: Fah la la... it's a nice day. La la la... oh look, some small children have pitched a play-tent under the trees. How quaint...

Sound of children playing: *general playing noises*

LT's brain: ...yet unsupervised.

Sound of children playing: It's a burglar! it's a burglar! *general pointing in LT's direction* *random running around in circles and in and out of play-tent*

LT's brain: Heh. OK, I admit it... that's kinda' cute.

Sount of children playing: *whine* It's not a burglar. It's just some big fat girl.

LT's brain: ...

LT's brain: Uh huh. Thanks. Amazing how the shift from cute to obnoxious little shit takes but a second... *mentally punts small children in the ass*



As someone once so famously said, there's is nothing more soothing than the sound of children playing... until you stop and listen to what they're actually saying to each other.

And for the record kid, keep swallowing down biscuits and coca cola like that. I'll see you in about a deacde, mm'kay? ;)