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I am so very many kinds of not-awake... =_=~zzz

*stumbles around groggily*

You ever have one of those mornings where your eyeballs don't feel in quite the right place, so keeping them open is way more trouble than it's worth? Yeah that's me. Eyes just want to stay shut, body just wants to stay horizontal, LT just wants to be asleep.


*stumbles out to the car* Car, get me to work without requiring my attention, and please do not crash. I'm gonna' grab 40 winks on the back seat while you do, mm-kay?

*ugh*

Every generic Thursday

Having a bitchy day. If I bitch in your direction, please assume it is nothing you've done, you just happened to be in the way.

Granny gave me the wrong shopping list this morning, so it only had half the things she wanted on it. Then she whined because she didn't have any fruit squash to drink. I offer to run back down and pick up a bottle bit Noooooooo, won't let me do that, just wants to sit and whine about it.
Yeah well fine, what the fuck ever.
Had to get stroppy with her like you get stroppy with a misbehaving 5 year old to get her to sit down and staop walking around on her gammy leg. The nurses gave her 15 minutes of pottering time before she has to sit down and rest again, which in her brain has become carte blanche to do as she pleases. *eyeroll*


Unhelpfully also, have a caffine headache. Decided a few days ago to start cutting down cause I know I'm drinking too much cola right now. Not cut OUT per se, but really cut down. No problem, and no massive big deal, but I offhand mention it in passing when the maternal unit asked why I was looking so groggy this morning and I get fucking lectured about it... O_o
Wait... For one, you're lecturing me about the amount of cola I drink, after I already made a conscious decision to drink less? And two... you're fucking lecturing me in the first place? What's that about? I'm 22, I think by now I should be capable of dictating what I do and don't drink on a daily basis. Jesus.
I mean sure, if I was taking crack in your living room then feel free to have a say, but a post-emptive tirade about cola...?
...and just FYI, the illustrative example she fed me about the evils of too much cola was a guy she knew at Uni who drank 3 or 4 litres a DAY. OK, I'll get through that much in a week if I'm not watching what I'm doing, but in a DAY? Christ...
Way to be superby patronising there mum, thanks a bunch. Coulda' just handed me a box o' headache pills and said "Ah, you'll be wanting these later then..." but no, had to have a ramble about how she already knew better. Couldn't be helpful, she had to be all-knowing.

Bah. Humbug.

*is cranky*

*is debating going back to bed to start today over, versus just having a colossal wobbly in the direction of the next person to be annoying today*

*grabs an angsty Wolvie!muse and cuddles him as she sulks*

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Hm.

Something in our cooker went *pop*, threw the circuits and now the cooling fan in the grill won't turn off.

Which is odd.


What's odder is that no one was cooking anything at the time.

*looks at it*

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So I've had at least an edge of productivity. I chased up a couple of mail-order things that are running late, and found they'd both only just been shipped. (One because they were a little slow waiting for a cheque to clear and the other because they were out of stock and forgot to mention this might cause a delay) so I'm expecting both of those in the next week or so. Then just gotta' hang out and wait for my Tony!Hugh shirt to arrive (Damn them, surface mail. So. Very. SLOW.) and a couple of things from eBay if I win 'em, and... I think that's it. Probably.
And must post View's package too but I still need to find a nice flat box and some bubblewrap first...


Would kill for a frozen latte right now.

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Link from eiluned

Hey View, did you know we were mysogynistic adolescent boys who only read comics to ogle the watermelon-boobied women and have masturbatory fantasies about lesbian cops?

See, damnit, I knew I'd missed my vocation somewhere...

I'd almost be offended if it weren't so damn silly... and poorly researched... and biased. And I'd write a counter-comment but... *eh* bollocks to it, the whole thing's stupid.

(Because for starters, they forgot the entirety of the Manga world, where not only are huge portions of it aimed at girls but there's plenty that features great, heaping spoonfulls of slashtastic pretty-boy action... It's not all watermelon-boobies and useless women in the world of comics, and nor is it all sweaty pubescent boys in the comic store. Having spent so long hanging around in Magic lab I can tell you that much for absolute certain.)


But then again, the mere fact that I hang out online so much according to some makes me a sweaty, overweight middle-aged man sitting around in a basement somewhere with one hand down the front of my stained white underpants... may as well add "mysogynistic comic nerd" to that as well.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some big-breasted lesbian prostetutes in very little clothing to slap about a bit and then masturbate over.